#beefy bert

Henry taunted Bert and found out

Reference: Horrid Henry's New Teacher

Reasonings under cut:

Oh my god these kids are British 😔

I had an ask like this some years ago but I forgot about it, turned off asks, and couldn't find it so I had to recreate it.

To whoever initially asked I'm so sorry 😭

If you're talking about my Horrid Henry Monster AU. Yeah

I had a thought several years ago about " hey if Henry can turn into these things then what about other people ? We've kinda seen it happen " thus sprung my Horrid Monsters AU. Initially it was a literal headcanon but eh, I feel like it's better as an AU.

It's going through a bit of a rewrite bc it started when I was deep in Psychosis so some of it doesn't make sense. It's not lore heavy, though.

The monsters that I remember arrre:

- Henry: freewill shape shifter. His main is a T Rex. Overtime his eyes become completely white and there's a slight static sound around him

- Ralph: freely shifting werewolf

- Al: Kangaroo, however I'm likely to change this

- Bert: Mountain Goat

- Brian: Emperor Penguin

- Andrew: Deer

- William: Fox

- Graham: Orc

- Nick: Vampiric Bat. I think fruit bat specifically ?

- Kassim: Rosymaple Moth

- Toby: Bull

- Ian: Kraken

- Dave: I actually don't think I remember

- Stone Age Steve: dinosaur, don't know which one yet, but definitely more fossil themed ( not an actual skeleton or fossil. Dunno how to explain it )

- Margaret: winged Unicorn

- Susan: plant monster

- Soraya: Bird ( yellow robin )

- Gurinder: shark ( thresher )

- Linda: sheep

- Nicola: Poison Dart Frog

- Martha: Chameleon

- Violet: Bird again ( crow )

- Zoey: Zebra

- Kate: Chinese Dragon, subject to change as I'm very unsure if making a character named Kung Fu Kate into a Chinese dragon is appropriate but that's up to asian, especially Chinese, people to tell me

- Fiona: Leopard / werecat

- Peter: can't quite remember, but I know at some point he became a cyborg

- Ted: Teddy Bear

- Graham: another one I can't remember, but also becomes a cyborg, specifically steampunk themed

- Sam: ghost

I'm not lazy, I was just making my Lazy Linda:

1) As a child, she was in an accident (in which her mother died) after which she developed derealization and depersonalization (a defense mechanism of the brain), as well as problems with the functioning of the brain and breathing, which is why she sleeps poorly and is constantly tired.

2) He photographs everything with a film camera given to him by his father, in order to capture reality and himself in it.

3)She is friends with Henry, at first simply because they were deskmates, and then his chaos and noisiness helped her stay in reality(and they also have a huge difference in height, and this is also taking into account that Linda is constantly hunchbacked).

4)Draws cats out of boredom.

P.S: I ship her with Bert because I think they are just adorable!

They have the vibe of these cute silly romantic photos, they are not afraid to seem different to each other, I see a blissful silence between them, when they do not need words to say how much they value each other (yes, I am sure they both do not particularly like to talk so much that at their Buddhist wedding, in the future you will understand why it is Buddhist, they will simply nod in agreement).

P.S.S: Linda is one of my favorite characters in the show, she deserves more content, I didn't make up an age joke so as a fact she is also 14.