Paul Rudd

DAUGHTER

Well certainly I’m not quite convinced this is a real thing I better see it myself

Exactly, you can turn up, see the sweet shop, then go home again.

I know people always fall in love with me

She’ll think you’re the best dad ever for driving that far just for a concert, but imagine the way she’ll think that even more when she gets to meet us? Honestly, kinda wish you were my dad! Hope I don’t cause her heart to stop or anything when I suddenly get her attention during a break after a song.

God tier dadhood is awaiting me, by the sound of it. I can be your surrogate dad, if you want me to. I feel like I’m a lot of people’s dad, because I just love looking after and supporting people. Don’t worry, I’ll make sure there’s a defibrillator nearby.

It definitely isn’t, you’re so right. Tobey did all of it and he doesn’t even get credit for it. I could, but I’m not gonna! I genuinely think you’re the best and it wouldn’t be the same without you. Everyone was so serious, you really liven it up.

That’s why he deserves his great comeback in the MCU. Thanks for saying so. With such intense storylines, it’s definitely good to be the one bringing some comic relief to the scenes. My specialty. 

Who says The Guardians of the Galaxy and Spiderman have to have all the ride fun? It’ll be brilliant.

Exactly! What about the literal little guy? Ant-Man is way cooler anyway. If they made it happen, I’d even open the damn thing, because I’d be so excited about it.

Yeah that’s very true. I mean so far she’s been doing pretty good. I guess we’ll see how it goes in October.

If you ever need any parental advice, I’ve got two kids, and one of them is a teenager now, so I like to think I know a thing or two about them.

Oh god i dont know about that one, some people say i look cute when i cry but i’m like how is that possible! Thats true but you know i dont know how you do it you know, i couldn’t remember the lines honestly 

Some people manage it! I can think of plenty of actors especially who look so good whilst crying, and it’s just not fair on normies like myself. Well, maybe that’s why you’re the musician, huh?

Oh my God, please don’t do that just yet. Well, even if you feel it, you certainly don’t look it. Stealing s’mores? We could always just ask people instead of stealing.

Where’s the fun in that? What’s really fun is going all Yogi Bear.

We will take it the easy way and otherwise, we will just continue with a broken back, come on we can’t let the young ones win now can we?” Ryan chuckled.

“No, especially since I only just started shooting the new Ant-Man movie. Marvel would have a field day if I got any kind of injury,” Paul laughed. “What should we start with, then? Which sounds the least dangerous?”

Such a shame then..I would have enjoyed it

Well... I am going back home for a few days, after this trip, before I head to London. So maybe you can tag along.

I think you are trying desperately to invite me without having it look that way

Definitely not. If I was trying to invite you, I would’ve been way more forward.

Dude, age does not matter. You can still be like the cool uncle, alright? Rock climbing? Tree climbing? Test out the berries and hope none of them are lethal. But I did see a rope that you ca swing yourself in to the lake with — I’m thinking that’s a go.

I guess I am still in pretty good shape, for somebody so old. But what if I slip a disc rock climbing? I was a scout when I was a kid, so I might be able to remember which are the deadly berries. Let’s hope there’s no leeches in the lake, huh? I swear I’m not a pessimist.

why haven’t you shown me this sweet shop yet Rudd? Don’t think it exists that’s what I’m starting to think

It’s in Rhinebeck, New York, so unless you’ve got plans to visit there sometime...