RPG BLOG

i mean, technically yes making eggs is cooking. but there is so much more to cooking than just frying up an egg in a pan. you can be so creative with things and i don’t think you even have touched the potential that cooking has to offer! oh no it was actually really cute. i honestly don’t think i’ve had anyone make a good bedroom humor joke at me in a long time. made me laugh that’s for sure! i don’t think it matters how embarrassing your moves are as long as you’re having fun! i actually got them at this little kitchen store in an outlet mall back when i first moved out, but i bet you can find them on Amazon! well you have to have enough room for the flailing of the arms and the legs and if i wanna high kick it my legs are about half of my body and i’m six feet two inches tall so unless you want me kicking you up side your head then you’ll stay a good at least five to ten feet away from me when i’m dancing haha.

That's true, Karlie, but I've no patience to learn how to cook. I put something up and get distracted by the TV until I smell something funny. You can teach me how to bake instead if you want? That seems... easier and less time-consuming. Glad you thought it was cute! You never know if bedroom jokes are fine, but this one just slipped out of my mouth. I had the perfect opportunity and I took it. I agree with that. If you have fun, it shouldn't be embarrassing, but you know human nature! I'll look them up on Amazon! I need some of my own. Your body would be perfect for kick boxing but when it comes to dancing I think we need that 10 feet apart thing!

lame! rules are meant to be broken. didn’t you know that? i just like any kind of music that doesn’t sound bad. so you could probably get me into just about anything if i think it sounds good. it’s a joke, damn my dad always used to say that AA was for people who were quitting Alcohol and that makes it for quitters and this family just doesn’t quit. but yes, if you want to go there and be legit about things AA is for very very tough people who are willing to admit they have a problem and take the proper channels to fix said problem. oh well totally, if you’re the one collecting dogs for no reason other than they’re cute then that is an obsession but they’re cute dogs and you can take care of them so where is the problem? honestly? if it has alcohol in it i will probably drink it. no like you less because you seem to be less and less fun as this conversation goes on. for a pretty face you seem to be really really boring. do you do anything fun besides listen to Euro pop and dance like an idiot? like any fun hobbies? because you don’t break the rules, and i don’t see any fun with that. well i’ve had to dance with Glen Powell and Nicholas Hoult so you could pick your favorite and go with them because i can guarantee that they have proof.

Oops, that quitters joke flew by me. 100% agreed there about the AA part. No problem as long as you can take care of them and have enough space. Imagine all the barking, though. No, thanks. Mojito is one of the most popular alcoholic drink in the world. I am super boring and if that makes you like me less that's fine haha. I go camping, trips with the dog and party with the bros, but I am an almost forty-year-old dude I can't do childish things anymore. You are young, if you drink, you feel fine the next day. I feel like a truck hit me. Guess we just start appreciating different things at different ages because I used to be wilder. I think I've met Hoult once so, I'll ask him.

I get that, I often find myself listening to some Russian tunes! Don’t get a word but the beat is fire! I can totally send you some links if you’d like?

Russian? That’s new. I don’t think I ever heard a Russian song. Yeah, sure! Send me some.

You wouldn’t be able to shoot me? What if I was a zombie would you shoot me then? You are always proud of the most amazing jokes you have ever dreamed up. 

Why girls always asking those questions? If-I-have-one-leg-would-you-date-me- type of questions haha! If you were a zombie, I'd probably lock you up. Do you agree that they were amazing?

How could it not be a irishgiggle? Unless you are one of those people who actually believe I have an American accent and in which case I disown you, mhmm disownnnn you. Really why aren’t you building your own tech empire by now?

There are some celebrities here that speak with an American accent while they aren't American nor half… So, who knows? I didn't believe you had one but maybe you adopted a few traits! I didn't know I was getting some of your money. Take me back. Elon Musk 2? I'm too dumb for that.

Ah, yeah I haven’t been to Greece in a long time and even then, it was only once.  Yes, I pinky promise.  And I don’t go back on a pinky promise.  Rico?  He’s your favorite?  Seriously?  Lily/Lola was my fav.

Only once? Time to go again, Ash. It's wonderful there. A pinky promise can never be broken! Yeah, because he was weird! I loved that. Lily was good too. I always thought she deserved more screen time. Emily was a good actress. Shame we don’t see much of her now.

a lot of them learn the songs based mostly on pronunciation, so it’s more often that they’re saying it mostly right, but they don’t exactly know what it means, haha. it’s okay, i think it’s cute that they want to learn the songs anyway. oh my gosh, you should definitely post the playlist, i’m sure the world is dying to know captain america’s k-pop recommendations. i definitely want you to sing with us someday, but we’ll work up to that.

That's cool, though! The fact that they try so hard in a language they don't speak. Haha! I'm sure the world loves to know, but I like to keep these songs for myself for now. I will post a shoutout to your group because you girls are amazing. Once I recorded myself singing, it wasn’t a success... I'm not good at it, but I can sing something. Just need to work on my Korean if we plan on doing that.

Yepp, I pause it when you stand there naked with the whip cream and drool and cry a little more because I miss you. 

I don't know what to say, but it's time for you to film a scene like that too. That way I can do the exact same as you. Why didn't you get your ass over here, though?

That’s actually good to know for when I want to get a guy to come over, but a beautiful woman? Who’s that? Maybe as long as you agree, she’ll go out and grab all kinds of snacks for you then? He does, way cuter than his daddy is. Since he’s the boss, don’t forget to bring him over too. They probably think it’s a nice ass and it’s not like they’re wrong either. It’s a really nice ass if you ask me.

Look who's fishing for compliments over here! I'm onto you, Ana. I do like all kinds of snacks so, count me in. When are we meeting up? Dodger would never let me go without him. We come in pairs. It's America's ass! However, I can't agree because I've never seen that ass. Have you seen Cavill's ass? That's British ass.

oh come on, if you do it i will too! 

Listened to the song by the way, it's good really good! It's sounds Familiar... Kidding. I bet you are a better dancer than me, though!

To you it can be romantic all you want it to be, your opinion on the matter is the only what that counts! It wasn’t the song I was looking for, and I still haven’t found it, but it was pretty and soothing. One day I’ll find it and remind myself to send it to Chris Evans. Which, by the way, makes me giggle that I’m talking to Captain America. Send’em all! I can’t wait to hear them and jam out in my jammies. Don’t judge me, please. I’m 31 and I still say jammies. It’s my thing.

That's true, but if someone came at me saying it was about cheating; my soul will leave me. Please do! Because I'm super curious now. I'd like to know which song was pretty and soothing. The old Captain America! I think Anthony stole that title by now. A judge-free zone, Luce, everyone needs some jammies. I will make you a little playlist but promise to not judge my taste, please...

Not yet but really you can take Jack anytime he loves his uncle Chris.