Asa Butterfield

He really became the anti-hero of his own show, the only good thing about him is the women he surround himself with. Let’s commit crimes together. If you put me in the same room with Martin Scorsese, I promise we’ll have a conversation at great length about what I’ll be doing for you.

Yeah, he takes one season to himself and stops trying to solve everybody else’s problems, and suddenly he’s the bad guy, eh? At least he’s learning from his mistakes. Gasp, are you trying to coerce me into being a criminal? Ooh, the way you worded that was a little saucy.

He’ll be 2 months. I know, he wont remember any of it and he can’t play with a lot of toys, but I plan on getting him some cute outfits and toys for when he can play with them. I’m not thinking about more kids right now, that’s for sure.

Yeah, but it’s all about moderation, isn’t it. Buying cute outfits is a great idea, but it also doesn’t make sense to buy him loads, since it’s at an age where he’s gonna be growing so much that he won’t fit in anything a couple more months down the line. Totally good to get him nice stuff, but also good to remember that he doesn’t need a whole lot of excess.

I’ve got friends who have watched the show though, so they’ll give me the answer anytime I ask. You’ll never be able to catch me, Asa. It’s definitely a downside, but at the same time, it’s a good bit of consistency for my son so it’s hard to complain about. At least I’m not relocating him constantly whenever I get new projects. Even the other one I did over hiatus was filmed here in Vancouver. Are you a crazy cat guy?

If you keep asking them questions about the show, eventually they’re just gonna make you watch it with them! Yeah, I can imagine that stability is good once you start a family - travelling a lot for work is exhausting enough when it’s just you doing it. I am definitely a crazy cat guy.

Love to hear it. Congratulations on being a part of it, man. It’s officially made its way to the top of my watch list. 

Hell yeah! Let me know what you think, Mr Styles. Your opinion is highly regarded by pretty much the whole cast.

Trust me, I have two weeks coming up of doing pretty much nothing — so binging it will be my number one priority. Okay maybe not number one, but certainly top five. I much prefer when they just hit me with all the episodes at once. The whole waiting every week for a new one? No thank you. Twelve weeks of pain or something like that? Give me all the pain at once. I can imagine.. it’s always nerve wracking when you have no idea what the responses are going to be like. You’ve been so hyped up since the first season — so my biggest congratulations on all the success. Well deserved. Oh my god.. some people huh? They just love to find negatives everywhere, even when there aren’t any - they make them up. Look at you, handling in the most fashionable way possible, I stan.

Good! You’ll have plenty of time to watch it all, then. It should be your number one priority, and you’ll see exactly why as soon as you watch it. Yeah, with a show that got a great reception from the off, you always kinda hope that it stays that way, or the response is even better, and we’ve managed it so far! Yeah, it’s just adults not understanding the entire show is about flawed teenagers. 

Absolutely. The time is right to speak up for what you believe in and more and more people are doing it and that’s so important. And it does make a change. Your favorite bass guitar? Okay fine, I’ll believe it now. 

And not just that, but more people are being heard! Folks have always been trying to speak up, their voices have just been ignored, until now. Good, except I don’t know if anybody would believe me if I told them you were Charlie Bucket anyway.

Well, I think if you pass on the suggestion to the writers they could take it into consideration. I would do it, but now that I think about it, it’s not really necessary. Despite your deepest desperation not to show or let everyone know, they all do. You want me as your partner in crime forever and that’s good, we’re the greatest team, Butts. That they do, which doesn’t mean they like to be asked for things in return.

I think they would, and then maybe Milibitch won’t be so hated anymore, because he’ll finally not be the villain of the show. You’re the Bonnie to my Clyde. The Thelma to my Louise, Mac. Well tough, it’s a two way street.

Yeah, it was a very humbling moment, I suddenly realized not only that I’m old but you’re also a baby! Atlas is such a nice name, Lyra is nice too, but Atlas is cool. He’s called Ambrosious.

Hey, I’m not that much of a baby! I turn 25 next year, which means I’ll no longer be entitled to the young adult rail discount in England. They’re great, right? I love the name Atlas. One of my friends wanted to call his son Atlas, but his wife vetoed it very quickly - they decided on Arthur instead, still quite literally a legendary name. Great thing about being a single cat dad is I can name my babies whatever I like. Ambrosious? That’s a fucking amazing name. How did you come up with it?

So you want season four ending with Maeve and Otis moving out together to live one of those fairytales endings. You don’t want to continue to enlarge the show until we’re grey and old? Too late. I have already bought the megaphone to share it with everyone. Or I’ll send a broadcast to everyone on WhatsApp. That’s only friendships involving you in them.

Nope, I want them to finally get together, and then they ride off into the sunset whilst all the other characters get to take centre stage with their stories. I think the megaphone idea is way better, it’ll make you seem less believable. Okay... well maybe that’s true, but plenty of people seem willing to be my friend all the same.

Ok now you might have mildly guilted me into it

Damn right. Watch my show, Mr America!

OMG, now I need to see that.  Do I want to?  Yes, yes I do.  I low key find them hilarious.  Call me, mate.  I might show up.  I mean, I’d totally catch up on the show first.  Really my bad though.  I should be watching more stuff when I’m not swinging in very high quality net.