The distant sound of fading relevance

I think the university course database should have a filter to only show classes taught by extremely old people who are insane

nothing hits the spot like sitting still with your arms crossed and looking around and not talking

i love sitting still with my arms crossed and looking around and not talking

hi sorry, your fiancee was erased from history. yeah. no we couldn't save him from the cracks in the universe. yeah, he's a plastic roman soldier derived from your memory who thinks he's human now. sorry

dr who isn’t a show its like a brother to me

doctor who isnt a show its my wife

If tumblr was my only source of news I would think “wow dating nowadays looks bleak seems like all the good men are falling into a bong and getting smoked or being spun into yarn”