keep looking up

guys i finally made a new tumblr @sweatbabies (ignore that name lolol i’ll figure it out) bc I’d started refusing to let ppl follow this one as it’s a horrible archive of me since i was like 12 (also i hit 45,000 posts which is mildly awful) so that’s where im at now!! i’m gonna keep this one up forever tho as a tribute to my teenage years lolol

guys i finally made a new tumblr @sweatbabies (ignore that name lolol i’ll figure it out) bc I’d started refusing to let ppl follow this one as it’s a horrible archive of me since i was like 12 (also i hit 45,000 posts which is mildly awful) so that’s where im at now!! i’m gonna keep this one up forever tho as a tribute to my teenage years lolol

*petting my cat* please cure my depression cat: *prrbhbphr* me: thanks

who is putting these weird fucking clickbait ads on tumblr anyway

the answer may shock you

im the dude

OH MY GOD GET OUT LMFAO

hmu if u work wit somethin like this

graduated top of my class from hogwarts school of bitchcraft and misery

im like 2% cute and 98% single

Can you be 100% mine?

no

this is so profoundly abstract i can only guess at what this is meant to convey

actually it’s sholder er suer sould

that suet part always gets me