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I am taking draw requests on this post. Tell me what to draw

Draw a little creature. Make it as miserable as possible by your twisted mind

Draw a big creature, make him as jolly as possible with that twisted mind of yours.

please give him a friend

Now give him an enemy

now make them do battle in the flames of war

love my terrible wife who wants to kill me so so  bad

i come home from work every day and narrowly dodge one of her many death traps . when we eat dinner ill smile and say “poison again ?” and she will shrug mischievously but we both know it is very much poison

what the fuck is a salesforce. we're briefly alive for a few violent decades

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my only advice is to BE CAREFUL posting about holiday traditions around europeans. you'll post something casual like "anyone else watch the old Grinch movie every year? what a classic" and a european will appear as if summoned and say some shit like "funny how USAmericans always CONVENIENTLY forget that Not Everyone On Earth is from The USA…….. no of COURSE we dont watch 'the grunch' or whatever the fuck that is…. our tradition is to attend a community showing of Glummdorf the Racial Stereotype"