Glitch Bitch Boy

Of course my happiness makes you angry….

W̶̛̱̑̃͋͛̾̈́̿͂̉E̸̹͉͉̺̦̺̝̖̤̠̹̗̺͊̄̇̿̂̄̈͘͝'̴̢̧̞̤̟̙͕̳́̈́ͅR̵̖͑̀̀̀̀̇̇̾̈̊̉̑E̶̞̬̺̔̍͒͋͒̂̾̈́͝ ̷̡̢̲̟͎͚̞͔̂A̸̧̨̡̘͖̫͖̹͈̔̈́̾͝L̸̛̳̫͈̮̱̫̮͍͆̈͂L̸̫͕͓͎̣̬̀̀̇̿̇̓̆̏͊͒̊̀͝ ̷̧͈͔̝̰̹͚̎͗̿Ḿ̵̡̳͈͍̦͎̭͖̕ͅẠ̴̯̬̜͕͎̪͖̱͗͂̽͛Ḏ̶̢̓̒̆̈̉͗͜ ̶̛͖̻̜̍̈́̀͛̑̾̊̽̌́͝Ḫ̵̨̡̛̥͔͔̼̱̹̜͉͆̍̐̿̈́̂̓͝͠E̵̡̢̢̯̯͖̰̯̥͉̪̗̜̫̊̉͋̓̇͊͋̚͝͝R̶̢̫̺̫͖̳̮͘͜Ē̷̝͕͉͉̳̰̯͇̜͖͐͑́̇̿̈́̚

What’s the lie your character says most often?

How loosely or strictly do they use the word ‘friend’?

How often do they show their genuine emotions to others versus just the audience knowing?

What’s a hobby they used to have that they miss?

Can they cry on command? If so, what do they think about to make it happen?

What’s their favorite [insert anything] that they’ve never recommended to anyone before?

What would you (mun) yell in the middle of a crowd to find them? What would their best friend and/or romantic partner yell?

How loose is their use of the phrase ‘I love you’?

Do they give tough love or gentle love most often? Which do they prefer to receive?

What fact do they excitedly tell everyone about at every opportunity?

If someone was impersonating them, what would friends / family ask or do to tell the difference?

What’s something that makes them laugh every single time? Be specific!

When do they fake a smile? How often?

How do they put out a candle?

What’s the most obvious difference between their behavior at home, at work, at school, with friends, and when they’re alone?

What kinds of people do they have arguments with in their head?

What do they notice first in the mirror versus what most people first notice looking at them?

Who do they love truly, 100% unconditionally (if anyone)?

What would they do if stuck in a room with the person they’ve been avoiding?

Who do they like as a person but hate their work? Vice versa, whose work do they like but don’t like the person?

What common etiquette do they disagree with? Do they still follow it?

What simple activity that most people do / can do scares your character?

What do they feel guilty for that the other person(s) doesn’t / don’t even remember?

Did they take a cookie from the cookie jar? What kind of cookie was it?

What subject / topic do they know a lot about that’s completely useless to the direct plot?

How would they respond to being fired by a good boss?

What’s the worst gift they ever received? How did they respond?

What do they tell people they want? What do they actually want?

How do they respond when someone doesn’t believe them?

When they make a mistake and feel bad, does the guilt differ when it’s personal versus when it’s professional?

When do they feel the most guilt? How do they respond to it?

If they committed one petty crime / misdemeanor, what would it be? Why?

How do they greet someone they dislike / hate?

How do they greet someone they like / love?

What is the smallest, morally questionable choice they’ve made?

Who do they keep in their life for professional gain? Is it for malicious intent?

What’s a secret they haven’t told serious romantic partners and don’t plan to tell?

What hobby are they good at in private, but bad at in front of others? Why?

Would they rather be invited to an event to feel included or be excluded from an event if they were not genuinely wanted there?

How do they respond to a loose handshake? What goes through their head?

What phrases, pronunciations, or mannerisms did they pick up from someone / somewhere else?

If invited to a TED Talk, what topic would they present on? What would the title of their presentation be?

What do they commonly misinterpret because of their own upbringing / environment / biases? How do they respond when realizing the misunderstanding?

What language would be easiest for them to learn? Why?

What’s something unimportant / frivolous that they hate passionately?

Are they a listener or a talker? If they’re a listener, what makes them talk? If they’re a talker, what makes them listen?

Who have they forgotten about that remembers them very well?

Who would they say ‘yes’ to if invited to do something they abhorred / strongly didn’t want to do?

Would they eat something they find gross to be polite?

What belief / moral / personality trait do they stand by that you (mun) personally don’t agree with?

What’s a phrase they say a lot?

Do they act on their immediate emotions, or do they wait for the facts before acting?

Who would / do they believe without question?

What’s their instinct in a fight / flight / freeze / fawn situation?

What’s something they’re expected to enjoy based on their hobbies / profession that they actually dislike / hate?

If they’re scared, who do they want comfort from? Does this answer change depending on the type of fear?

What’s a simple daily activity / motion that they mess up often?

Of course my happiness makes you angry….

W̶̛̱̑̃͋͛̾̈́̿͂̉E̸̹͉͉̺̦̺̝̖̤̠̹̗̺͊̄̇̿̂̄̈͘͝'̴̢̧̞̤̟̙͕̳́̈́ͅR̵̖͑̀̀̀̀̇̇̾̈̊̉̑E̶̞̬̺̔̍͒͋͒̂̾̈́͝ ̷̡̢̲̟͎͚̞͔̂A̸̧̨̡̘͖̫͖̹͈̔̈́̾͝L̸̛̳̫͈̮̱̫̮͍͆̈͂L̸̫͕͓͎̣̬̀̀̇̿̇̓̆̏͊͒̊̀͝ ̷̧͈͔̝̰̹͚̎͗̿Ḿ̵̡̳͈͍̦͎̭͖̕ͅẠ̴̯̬̜͕͎̪͖̱͗͂̽͛Ḏ̶̢̓̒̆̈̉͗͜ ̶̛͖̻̜̍̈́̀͛̑̾̊̽̌́͝Ḫ̵̨̡̛̥͔͔̼̱̹̜͉͆̍̐̿̈́̂̓͝͠E̵̡̢̢̯̯͖̰̯̥͉̪̗̜̫̊̉͋̓̇͊͋̚͝͝R̶̢̫̺̫͖̳̮͘͜Ē̷̝͕͉͉̳̰̯͇̜͖͐͑́̇̿̈́̚

Annoy them, ask them invasive questions, ask about their rps/ships, send them gifts, whatever you like! 

falling asleep with your head on person A’s lap/them playing with your hair

person A being carried to bed, as they’re tucked in A reaches for person B, pulling them into bed and under the sheets

using your lover’s shoulder/stomach as a pillow

falling asleep in person A’s arms while they’re playing video games

huddling for warmth during a cold winter’s day

person A plays with bubbles in the bathtub, person B tries to avoid being splashed by them

cuddling under the stars, falling asleep in each other’s arms

a snow fight ending with the two lovers falling onto the ground and into each other’s arms, erupting into laughter

drawing circles on your lover’s chest/listening to their heartbeat

i know you’re scared of thunderstorms but you’re safe in my arms

person A shows up at person B’s door, having been in a bad fight with a loved one, hoping to spend the night in person B’s bed for some extra comfort

morning cuddles because the day doesn’t have to start just yet

a hand placed between your lover’s thighs or on their [nsfw] boob

for whatever reason, we can’t be together, but let’s spend one last night in each other’s arms because neither of us are ready to let go

you’re sick, and would rather me stay away so i don’t get sick as well, but i’m determined and we spend the next couple of hours watching bad rom-coms

as my best friend, you’re required to give me cuddles because i am sad and touch deprived

my ex was great at cuddling so you’ve made it your mission to prove you’re better

cuddling on the couch, silently watching your kids play around the house

a text sent at one am asking if you’re available for some cuddles

Some questions to get to know the mun’s rping habits!

When did you start writing on Tumblr?

Who was your first muse?

Who are your longest rp friends?

Favourite thing about roleplaying?

Least favourite thing about roleplaying?

OTP for your muse?

NOTP for your muse?

What are some similarities between you and your muse/muses?

What are some differences between you and your muse/muses?

Would you be friends with your muse if they were real?

Would you write with duplicate characters? How do you think your muse would react?

Have you any old muses that you’d love to bring back?

What’s one random headcanon about your muse that people mightn’t know?

Who is an author that inspires you?

What do you look for in a rp partner?

Favourite trope?

Least favourite trope?

Are there any AU’s you’d like to explore but haven’t had the chance to yet?

Do you listen to music whilst writing? If so, what kind of music?

How do you overcome writer’s block?

Are there certain characters that you gravitate towards?

Short, medium, or long threads?

Do you ever get jealous when rping? How do you handle this?