✨🍃spacedog🍃✨

i adore the term "puppy love" i think i will love like a puppy all my life

"don't follow empty-eyed leering women with sharp toothed grins home just because they pet you behind the ears and call you a good dog and tell you they have cold cuts in their fridge for you" uhh then where am i gonna get my cold cuts from. fucking dumbass

You gotta walk in rooms like God sent you

as a punishment.

to the people already there

nothing wrong with a little :3 now and then

smoking weed in the shower is a scientifically perfect experience because it invokes all the elements: lighter (fire) shower (water) air (breath) the human body and weed (earth) the element upon which all terrestrial life depends (carbon) and a dope state of mind (plasma)

“stop traumadumping to your friends tell this to your therapist” my god they paywalled human connection

if i was on the great british bake off i'd leap the picket fence and escape the tent. i'd be across the grass and in the trees by the time paul hollywood fetched his gun

underrated threesome dynamic of herding dog x lamb x wolf

it's about being caught between the grip of somebody who wants to protect you and somebody who wants to devour you and knowing that what they both share is a desire to possess you in your entirety btw

mommy's stupid ass idiot puppy

the mountain goats make music for people who spent their entire lives convinced they would die before they were 17 except now they're 26 and they have a job and friends and hobbies and they're not sure what they're meant to do now that they've survived