“ur so quiet” thanks i do not want to talk to you

It’s rather offensive that my ideas don’t just write and edit themselves into a perfect novel that just appears on my desk for me to read

I just alternate between ‘maybe I’m smarter than I give myself credit for’ and ‘maybe I’m dumber than I realized’

Carl Bloch -  In a Roman Osteria, 1866 (detail), oil on canvas

a gentle reminder that you aren’t a disappointment. you aren’t a failure. no one knows how hard u try and you’re doing so well. you deserve so much better.

I’m too soft for this world bro

The Lady of the Lake is pretty chill. Her cousin, the Witch of the Waterfall, is a little less sociable.

You get a sword but you won’t like where

wish bugs would understand that they could totally bite me without the tiny amount of itchy poison..u can have my blood bro just ask omg