*doesnt even do the bare minimum* all in a day’s work

what an incredibly valuable addition to my vocabulary

She needs a raise

Nah, she NEEDS to beat his ass.

thats the look of a person ready to ring someones bell

It's so fun and cool and sexy to think about how major corporations would completely dissolve like sugar cubes in hot water if we just didn't go to work

Hoo boy was this a post or what

i wanna be hugged for like, a week straight

the older i get the more unnecessary it seems to tell people my business

you know how in some video games you’ll get an animal companion that follows you every where? i thought it was cute until it started happening IRL with this fucking dog. My parent’s dog literally follows me everywhere and when i’m not moving he just sits there and either looks at me or sleeps. i went to take a shower and he fell asleep outside the bathroom door waiting for me. like go the fuck away. go away!! 

i have never read anything so ungrateful in my lifetime

You should all be detained ASAP

tumblr is dead but also if i dont reblog pointless images ill die