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man, van helsing picked someone to talk to at random and mina really turned up with dracula's personal details, address, location history, social security number, full zodiac chart,

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Thanks to dracula daily every time I start joking in a sad situation I will think of King Laugh.

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Mina handing her diary to Van Helsing

Van Helsing: Can I read it?

Mina: I don't know, can you?

Van Helsing looking at the shorthand: Actually... No I can't

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Serious literary critics: [Thumbing through a volume of Sigmund Freud] We interpret Lucy’s dream to mean that she purposely sought out Dracula for sex. She needs to be recognized as a sexual creature.

Tumblr, the horniest website out there: [Googling ‘symptoms of cardiac arrest/near death experiences/extreme blood loss’] We interpret Lucy’s dream to be terrifying. She needs a doctor and a therapist right now.

Reading Dracula Daily has made me realise that Mina and Jonathan truly are made for each other. No other two people would overlook so many red flags in order to pretend everything is fine.

#dracula daily

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When you see Jonathan is alive and being taken care of by slightly busy body-ish nuns

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Things are going wrong on the Demeter again, and here's Mina out living her best Goth life hanging out in cemeteries, going on about ruins, and asking complete strangers about area ghosts

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Jonathan Harker after he comes back from his European business trip.

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Jonathan Harker saying he can't call the vampire brides "women" cos Mina is a woman and she is way nicer:

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Jonathan after watching wolves eat a woman and vampires eat a baby: that motherfucker is wearing my CLOTHES

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you hide letters from the count? you hide letters from the count like an OUTRAGE on friendship and hospitality?? oh! oh! jail for Jonathan! jail for Jonathan for ten thousand years!

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me, checking my email for the 700th time today: when dracula?

my inbox: HOT SINGLE FEMALES IN YOUR AREA

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I see how it is One(1) cowboy and this whole site forgets that Jonathan Harker is in mortal peril

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quincey p morris when lucy turns down his proposal

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What euhhhh dates do you want on these letters that will be sent when I am haha still alive OBVI

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