I of blue and feline claw, magic brew and fireball

if you ever wanna see how many people on tumblr have a wizard url all you have to do is make a post about wizards. they'll come

they'll also reblog the post

deepen the shadows bro. it'll be ok

i meant art-wise but if any dark sorcerers see this. you do you

i gotta get out of this fucking wizard tower i just heard someone cast summon semtex elemental

why would you cast greater indiscriminate mutilation what the hell is wrong with you. why is that even in your grimoire

There is a witch in the woods, so watch out, it’s witch nesting season and they bite

Guys how do I become a wizard

By filing out all the appropriate paperwork and submitting your application to The Wizard High Council

Alternatively, once you get your hands on an appropriately powerful magic item, no one can tell you you're NOT a wizard ✨️

i wanna be that cat

𝙹⍑ ℸ ̣𝙹 ʖᒷ ᔑ ꖌ╎ℸ ̣ℸ ̣|| ∴∷ᔑ!¡!¡ᒷ↸ ╎リ ᔑ ꖎᒷᔑ⎓……..

Now I understand what my senior familiar was talking about when it said it wanted a "leaf robe"

So there’s some time bubble in the forest now since SOMEONE had their familiar go after an amulet of time warp… which promptly got broken in a territorial scuffle. I’ve been stuck in slow motion for WEEKS trying to get out of the damn thing. I have more reason to fight the local wizard

HOW LONG HAS THIS BEEN GOING ON

I DON’T KNOW I’VE BEEN IN A TIME BUBBLE

So there’s some time bubble in the forest now since SOMEONE had their familiar go after an amulet of time warp… which promptly got broken in a territorial scuffle. I’ve been stuck in slow motion for WEEKS trying to get out of the damn thing. I have more reason to fight the local wizard

HOW LONG HAS THIS BEEN GOING ON

Big things brewing! And by that I mean the potions

did your familiar ever get u that amulet of time warp

MY FAMILIAR

I keep a time stop talisman on standby so I can pause in progress rituals and just take a nap.

If you can't hide from eldritch all seeing eyes, you aren't ready to start avoiding IRSATUS. Wizard taxes are a scam. I haven't given up any spell components, gold, or spells in ages without compensation.

The first rule about evading Wizard Taxes is you DON'T EXPLAIN HOW TO EVADE WIZARD TAXES

Where are you keeping your homunculus related stuff now?