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did you know? you dont have to use a condom with mom.

do not start gambling. go outside and locate a bug. now post it on inaturalist. bam. nature's gacha game

abused kids reaching late teenage years: it seems I have trauma symptoms, which is odd because nothing traumatic had ever happened to me... sure I don't have many memories of my childhood but I am sure that everything that happened was 100% my fault and also normal and I am supposed to be strong enough to be over that and it was a long time ago so. That's all good. Now. I need to hide these trauma symptoms or my parents will kill me.

Hi quick question do you hate me have you hated me will you hate me when will you hate me

Two things this website hates and that’s women and gay people who are gay in the “I have sex with other gay people” way and not some sort of thinly defined yearning and homophobic joke based system largely applied to brothers and male coworkers in early 2000s television shows. Three things this website hates actually sorry silly me but this website does hate black people.

Yeah sex is cool but have you ever had somebody give you a bunch of little kisses all over your face until you're giggling and blushing because that is peak.

"I'm being silenced by big academia" yeah well i'm being silenced by big girlfriend. she keeps shoving my face in her tits while i'm infodumping.

(me ever since I was 12) okay I actually need to get it together now

Domming rules you can just be like hey faggot jerk off right now and then they do it