Girl Almighty

That was the point. He "dated" Eleanor for almost 5 years, they break up, and within two weeks he's hooking up all over the place. Then he gets a rando pregnant, and he starts "dating" Danielle about a month before Freddie is born. He "dates" Danielle for a year (literally almost to the day), and two months after they break up, he's back with Eleanor.

Eleanor then conveniently replaces Danielle in all the stories Louis tells about dealing with his mother's death (even though Eleanor wasn't even around), Danielle is literally never mentioned again, and Eleanor conveniently becomes the supposed muse for Walls.

And antis just accept it all without a second thought.

“im so sick of waiting till im 18”

"Dear Zara McD- McDonalds,

Did Louis Tomlinson teach you some ball tricks, on your little football-date? He's good with balls! :)