alas para volar

ibuprofen should grow on bushes like wild berries

babygirl i can overthink things you’ve never even thought of in your life

had to reblog this again with Derek’s sweet lil poem :D

I wish that toxic men posted like toxic coquette women like yk a picture of like bloodied knucked holding a cigarette or like a crushed four loko w tags like #edward norton #tarantino #in the aeroplane over the sea #male waif #palahniuk core

every morning i wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made

i'll be honest I don't think my frontal lobe will develop by age 25

Tasks that take 15 min but 3 hours if you include the agonies

I'm your tumblr crush now. You don't have a choice.

can't believe hot girls follow me. if we were in the club i couldn't even look At you. love you

support group for girls who think being drenched in blood would be a therapeutic and cleansing experience but have no way of achieving it