[AUTOPLAY] Shiroyasha

“BRING IT ON, YOU ASSHOLE! AS IF I’M GONNA LET SOME SHITTY NINJA TALK TO ME LIKE THAT!”

Seeing the night sky was always a dream come true for the ex-Queen. Every night she’d stare up toward it, regardless of the weather. It never got old, really. After so long of being unable to see anything but a dark stone sky, it was a breath of fresh air to stare at anything else. 

Which did not come to pass, as one of the shooting stars seemed to come hurtling down from the heavens, crashing just a few feet away from where she stood. And where it crashed, something had become embed into the ground..

“Some people are born with it. Sometimes they use a little something called viagra--”

“ WHO IN THE FUCK IS NARRA-PACHI?!?! CHRIST, MAN. EVER SINCE I MET YOUR DUMB ASS I’VE HAD T’ KEEP DEALING WITH WEIRD SHIT OVER AND OVER AGAIN. YOU’RE LIKE A FUCKING MAGNET FOR THIS STUFF! AND HONESTLY, I HAVE NO IDEA WHY IT’S ALWAYS ME GETTING DRAGGED INTO THI- ”

Unfortunately the Boss won’t be able to finish his little outburst as the one hit knockout just delivered to Gintoki has completely shaken him to his core. He’s not sure what to say or even do at this point. I mean, what can he? There’s a chimp wearing a straw hat and talking like a retired Scottish actor who’s managed to kick the shit out of some idiot in one go!

“ What the fuck……. ” is all he can manage to say right now. The chimp, Gintoki, this whole god damn fiasco has left him feeling an absolute storm of different emotions. All of this was such a far cry from what he was normally used to back home, and that was already weird as shit by his standards. But this? This was on a whole new level. Months and months of weird bullshit he’s dealt with since coming to this island has culminated into the realization that this was the new norm for him. This was what he’d have to deal with in his journey to rebuild the Saints and get back to the life he knows best.

Oh sweet Jesus how was he going to survive?

“I SAID BE QUIET! You fools really thought you could get away with it, did you? But your crimes aren’t the kind that can be overlooked! I was sent here to make sure that both of you put a stop to your antics. Violating our copyrights. Infringing on our intellectual property! He’s been watching you two since the moment you arrived and sent me here to warn you before you go too far!”

“You can’t possibly mean..”

“I do lad! The owner of everything that exists! M*ckey M*use! Make one more refrerence about anything and you’ll both be swimming with the fishes, understand! He has agents all over! His grasp is beyond your scope! This is your first and only warning! Now I have to get out of here. I have a date with a cat pirate and a guy with a really long nose!”

“It’s a pretty long and enthralling story. If you have a few hours to spare, I could tell you all about it.”

“It’s simple. Have you ever been to soapland?”