GINGER

Do I-

Um... I think you're bigger than me. Plus... I don't-

I'm gonna say no. I do not eat cats.

Nemesis eyes the orange and white cat suspiciously, unsure of how to react. She keeps a fair distance between them.

"I assume your name is Ginger then?"

"dude..."

This is new, Nem's used to weird, but this is WEIRD. She just stares at the cat, more uncomfortable than anything. She starts backing up slowly, hoping to escape without being noticed much.

"So... I'm gonna go now..."

"DONT LEAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE unless..."

Without a word, she pulls her tank out of her pocket and climbs in. She aims at the cat and fires the Nerf bullets straight at him.

"RACCOON FUCKER HUH? RACCOON?!"

She promised not to drive her tank around the tower, but outside...

He sees the raccoon looking rat pull out a..- a- TANK? and climb in.

Fuck. This was a hugely unexpected reaction, much like one he would've made himself, hes impressed honestly. He sees the tank RUNNING for him spraying him with- uh-

he squints to see better

Nerf bullets ! Ginger tries to scurry out of the way but he has poor reaction time, and gets shot brutally... Straight in the nose...

His nose starts to bleed and it seems it went straight threw the nostril into his head.

"Good aim... Nerf or nothing -" he coughs " bitch."

He falls to the floor and his fat kitty stomach pools beside him jiggling... He had been taken out... Dead... Cold.

The ferret had her victory...

Or did she?

He was dead right?

For good? No of course not.

A few minutes later GINGER pops up again. Almost like he- teleported from the dead?

Nemesis watches this insane cat fall to the floor with a bloody nose, her eyes wide as she realizes what just happened. This wasn't good. She's already panicking, having a breakdown.

She climbs out of her tank, putting it back in her pocket as she turns around and starts running away. Once she's about a hundred feet away, she hears that voice again and promptly screeches to a halt. The Nerf bullet hitting her in the back.

"NICE TANK i thought raccoons liveed in theee trashes but thats probabaly jusssttt gingerr~" he aquires interested in this newfound fact about "raccons"

"I told ya not to leave mee! Were gonna be besstt fuzzy buds now ! YOU CANT KILL SOMEBODY AND NOT BE FRENDOSS RIGHT?! " he smiles Oddly and proceeds to eat a rock on the pavement, hoping to demonstrate his chewing skills to entice his proposal further. To which he of course chokes on laughing more.

She can barely process what she's seeing, she's known for her own chaos and insanity... but this?

"Fr- Friends?! What kind of crack are you smoking? And RACCOON?! I AM A FERRET, SIR!"

She watches him try to eat a rock and starts to wonder if this is some fucked up, built-up karma coming back at her. This is unhinged, even for her, and she tries to figure out what to do. She absolutely cannot let this... thing, in the tower.

"Well uh im not smoking ,Anything but weed, right meowww~"

"Well u see here my blunt ! Its full of catnips! Ginger loaaaaaaveeesssss cat nips!" he chuckles then his eyes almost shift, he gets more serious then angry... Miscievious, a plotting look on his round face.

"NOW DONT TRICK GINGY i neow a racoon when i seeeeee oneeeee, but you can be a ferret if you waaant, I PLAY PRETEND TOO! we can play right now, or later or or whenever! "

He smirks ominously, chillingly almost.

"ginger always is ready to plaaayyy~" he giggles.

He approaches the "raccoon" creature and proceeds to pull something out of his fur, and drops it out of his mouth.

He drops a little toy ball with a bell in it.

He uses the side of his orange paw to swiftly kick the toy in your direction...

Hes trying to play... Hes so calm after litterally dying, more than once at that, it being her fault too, hes clearly not holding it against her, rather he seems impressed? It doesnt faze him at all... Like it happens all the time.

He tilts his fuzzy round head, his ears following in the direction of the tilt. He waits to see what u do with his offering...

She's offended, shocked, scared, amused, angry, disgusted, and so much more all at once. Then, seeing him roll a toy at her, expecting her to play with him, it's just so... stupid?

"Not a chance. I'm not doing it. Play with yourself, you deranged ball of hell. Jeez and I thought I was unhinged."

He scowls and his once dumb innocent face changed to one of a more sinister and angry, plotting face. Almost one like a wild predator a tiger maybe...

"that makes you my enemy..."

"You're going to regwet this... Im pawsitive..."

He grabs the toy and puts it into his fur again, taking the symbol of his friendship away... The ferret made its choice.

... His eyes turn to slits, they were once big and green, shiney like christmas ornaments... Now a signal of upcoming doom.

He coughs up a hairball.. Or what looks like a hairball...

What rolls out of the hair ball looks to be a grenade with a small "cute" logo of a cat that looks like ginger.

*Beep~ beep~ beep~* its about to explode!

Do I-

Um... I think you're bigger than me. Plus... I don't-

I'm gonna say no. I do not eat cats.

Nemesis eyes the orange and white cat suspiciously, unsure of how to react. She keeps a fair distance between them.

"I assume your name is Ginger then?"

"dude..."

This is new, Nem's used to weird, but this is WEIRD. She just stares at the cat, more uncomfortable than anything. She starts backing up slowly, hoping to escape without being noticed much.

"So... I'm gonna go now..."

"DONT LEAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE unless..."

Without a word, she pulls her tank out of her pocket and climbs in. She aims at the cat and fires the Nerf bullets straight at him.

"RACCOON FUCKER HUH? RACCOON?!"

She promised not to drive her tank around the tower, but outside...

He sees the raccoon looking rat pull out a..- a- TANK? and climb in.

Fuck. This was a hugely unexpected reaction, much like one he would've made himself, hes impressed honestly. He sees the tank RUNNING for him spraying him with- uh-

he squints to see better

Nerf bullets ! Ginger tries to scurry out of the way but he has poor reaction time, and gets shot brutally... Straight in the nose...

His nose starts to bleed and it seems it went straight threw the nostril into his head.

"Good aim... Nerf or nothing -" he coughs " bitch."

He falls to the floor and his fat kitty stomach pools beside him jiggling... He had been taken out... Dead... Cold.

The ferret had her victory...

Or did she?

He was dead right?

For good? No of course not.

A few minutes later GINGER pops up again. Almost like he- teleported from the dead?

Nemesis watches this insane cat fall to the floor with a bloody nose, her eyes wide as she realizes what just happened. This wasn't good. She's already panicking, having a breakdown.

She climbs out of her tank, putting it back in her pocket as she turns around and starts running away. Once she's about a hundred feet away, she hears that voice again and promptly screeches to a halt. The Nerf bullet hitting her in the back.

"NICE TANK i thought raccoons liveed in theee trashes but thats probabaly jusssttt gingerr~" he aquires interested in this newfound fact about "raccons"

"I told ya not to leave mee! Were gonna be besstt fuzzy buds now ! YOU CANT KILL SOMEBODY AND NOT BE FRENDOSS RIGHT?! " he smiles Oddly and proceeds to eat a rock on the pavement, hoping to demonstrate his chewing skills to entice his proposal further. To which he of course chokes on laughing more.

She can barely process what she's seeing, she's known for her own chaos and insanity... but this?

"Fr- Friends?! What kind of crack are you smoking? And RACCOON?! I AM A FERRET, SIR!"

She watches him try to eat a rock and starts to wonder if this is some fucked up, built-up karma coming back at her. This is unhinged, even for her, and she tries to figure out what to do. She absolutely cannot let this... thing, in the tower.

"Well uh im not smoking ,Anything but weed, right meowww~"

"Well u see here my blunt ! Its full of catnips! Ginger loaaaaaaveeesssss cat nips!" he chuckles then his eyes almost shift, he gets more serious then angry... Miscievious, a plotting look on his round face.

"NOW DONT TRICK GINGY i neow a racoon when i seeeeee oneeeee, but you can be a ferret if you waaant, I PLAY PRETEND TOO! we can play right now, or later or or whenever! "

He smirks ominously, chillingly almost.

"ginger always is ready to plaaayyy~" he giggles.

He approaches the "raccoon" creature and proceeds to pull something out of his fur, and drops it out of his mouth.

He drops a little toy ball with a bell in it.

He uses the side of his orange paw to swiftly kick the toy in your direction...

Hes trying to play... Hes so calm after litterally dying, more than once at that, it being her fault too, hes clearly not holding it against her, rather he seems impressed? It doesnt faze him at all... Like it happens all the time.

He tilts his fuzzy round head, his ears following in the direction of the tilt. He waits to see what u do with his offering...

Do I-

Um... I think you're bigger than me. Plus... I don't-

I'm gonna say no. I do not eat cats.

Nemesis eyes the orange and white cat suspiciously, unsure of how to react. She keeps a fair distance between them.

"I assume your name is Ginger then?"

"dude..."

This is new, Nem's used to weird, but this is WEIRD. She just stares at the cat, more uncomfortable than anything. She starts backing up slowly, hoping to escape without being noticed much.

"So... I'm gonna go now..."

"DONT LEAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE unless..."

Without a word, she pulls her tank out of her pocket and climbs in. She aims at the cat and fires the Nerf bullets straight at him.

"RACCOON FUCKER HUH? RACCOON?!"

She promised not to drive her tank around the tower, but outside...

He sees the raccoon looking rat pull out a..- a- TANK? and climb in.

Fuck. This was a hugely unexpected reaction, much like one he would've made himself, hes impressed honestly. He sees the tank RUNNING for him spraying him with- uh-

he squints to see better

Nerf bullets ! Ginger tries to scurry out of the way but he has poor reaction time, and gets shot brutally... Straight in the nose...

His nose starts to bleed and it seems it went straight threw the nostril into his head.

"Good aim... Nerf or nothing -" he coughs " bitch."

He falls to the floor and his fat kitty stomach pools beside him jiggling... He had been taken out... Dead... Cold.

The ferret had her victory...

Or did she?

He was dead right?

For good? No of course not.

A few minutes later GINGER pops up again. Almost like he- teleported from the dead?

Nemesis watches this insane cat fall to the floor with a bloody nose, her eyes wide as she realizes what just happened. This wasn't good. She's already panicking, having a breakdown.

She climbs out of her tank, putting it back in her pocket as she turns around and starts running away. Once she's about a hundred feet away, she hears that voice again and promptly screeches to a halt. The Nerf bullet hitting her in the back.

"NICE TANK i thought raccoons liveed in theee trashes but thats probabaly jusssttt gingerr~" he aquires interested in this newfound fact about "raccons"

"I told ya not to leave mee! Were gonna be besstt fuzzy buds now ! YOU CANT KILL SOMEBODY AND NOT BE FRENDOSS RIGHT?! " he smiles Oddly and proceeds to eat a rock on the pavement, hoping to demonstrate his chewing skills to entice his proposal further. To which he of course chokes on laughing more.

Do I-

Um... I think you're bigger than me. Plus... I don't-

I'm gonna say no. I do not eat cats.

Nemesis eyes the orange and white cat suspiciously, unsure of how to react. She keeps a fair distance between them.

"I assume your name is Ginger then?"

"dude..."

This is new, Nem's used to weird, but this is WEIRD. She just stares at the cat, more uncomfortable than anything. She starts backing up slowly, hoping to escape without being noticed much.

"So... I'm gonna go now..."

"DONT LEAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE unless..."

Without a word, she pulls her tank out of her pocket and climbs in. She aims at the cat and fires the Nerf bullets straight at him.

"RACCOON FUCKER HUH? RACCOON?!"

She promised not to drive her tank around the tower, but outside...

He sees the raccoon looking rat pull out a..- a- TANK? and climb in.

Fuck. This was a hugely unexpected reaction, much like one he would've made himself, hes impressed honestly. He sees the tank RUNNING for him spraying him with- uh-

he squints to see better

Nerf bullets ! Ginger tries to scurry out of the way but he has poor reaction time, and gets shot brutally... Straight in the nose...

His nose starts to bleed and it seems it went straight threw the nostril into his head.

"Good aim... Nerf or nothing -" he coughs " bitch."

He falls to the floor and his fat kitty stomach pools beside him jiggling... He had been taken out... Dead... Cold.

The ferret had her victory...

Or did she?

He was dead right?

For good? No of course not.

A few minutes later GINGER pops up again. Almost like he- teleported from the dead?

Do I-

Um... I think you're bigger than me. Plus... I don't-

I'm gonna say no. I do not eat cats.

Nemesis eyes the orange and white cat suspiciously, unsure of how to react. She keeps a fair distance between them.

"I assume your name is Ginger then?"

"dude..."

This is new, Nem's used to weird, but this is WEIRD. She just stares at the cat, more uncomfortable than anything. She starts backing up slowly, hoping to escape without being noticed much.

"So... I'm gonna go now..."

"DONT LEAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE unless..."

Do I-

Um... I think you're bigger than me. Plus... I don't-

I'm gonna say no. I do not eat cats.

Nemesis eyes the orange and white cat suspiciously, unsure of how to react. She keeps a fair distance between them.

"I assume your name is Ginger then?"

"dude..."

This is new, Nem's used to weird, but this is WEIRD. She just stares at the cat, more uncomfortable than anything. She starts backing up slowly, hoping to escape without being noticed much.

"So... I'm gonna go now..."

Do I-

Um... I think you're bigger than me. Plus... I don't-

I'm gonna say no. I do not eat cats.

Nemesis eyes the orange and white cat suspiciously, unsure of how to react. She keeps a fair distance between them.

"I assume your name is Ginger then?"

"dude..."

This is new, Nem's used to weird, but this is WEIRD. She just stares at the cat, more uncomfortable than anything. She starts backing up slowly, hoping to escape without being noticed much.

"So... I'm gonna go now..."

Do I-

Um... I think you're bigger than me. Plus... I don't-

I'm gonna say no. I do not eat cats.

Nemesis eyes the orange and white cat suspiciously, unsure of how to react. She keeps a fair distance between them.

"I assume your name is Ginger then?"

"dude..."

This is new, Nem's used to weird, but this is WEIRD. She just stares at the cat, more uncomfortable than anything. She starts backing up slowly, hoping to escape without being noticed much.

"So... I'm gonna go now..."

Do I-

Um... I think you're bigger than me. Plus... I don't-

I'm gonna say no. I do not eat cats.

Nemesis eyes the orange and white cat suspiciously, unsure of how to react. She keeps a fair distance between them.

"I assume your name is Ginger then?"

"dude..."

Do I-

Um... I think you're bigger than me. Plus... I don't-

I'm gonna say no. I do not eat cats.