Gingers have more fun ;-*

So I just learned ejaculation comes out at 27mph. That makes it illegal in a School zone.

there are other reasons ejaculation isn’t generally accepted in school zones, but sure

i bet people dont understand that im joking 800% of the time

aggressive hand holding

How does it work??

we arm wrestle as an excuse to hold hands

*makes eye contact with security cameras to assert dominance*

Got called lazy, I almost replied.

we all have a favorite eyebrow

When Tumblr goes premium let’s all use one account like netflix

the password is “shoelaces”

Ideal date: laying in ur bed showing u all my favorite songs

but then again, its kind like putting a meat suit on and telling a shark not to eat you

How can you not reblog something like this

Boom

my cat wont play football do you think he is gay

why do cats run through the house like they forgot to pull their dinner rolls out of the oven