Valar Morghulis

Me, in the middle of the night, suddenly wide awake: Will they make another Thor movie and will they call it “Thor Four: More Thor”?

They will if taikas directing it cause he’s the only one at marvel who isn’t a coward

@nabilaproblems one of the McDonald's gang I cannot

Thor Ragnarok casually glossed over the fact that the Hulk spent 2 years murdering people for sport

#it be like that sometimes

#rip doug

You’re not too sensitive. you’re not overreacting. if it hurts you, it hurts you

PLEASEEE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD UNMUTE THIS HE’S SO PERPLEXED

For anyone who still hasn’t seen the details on this; zoo break out.  Those are zoo animals.  Which is why they’re so comfortable around humans and the goat came looking for food.

the way it cuts at the end with that grunt of confusion

Yesterday at the foster clinic there was a woman with a litter of tiny, tiny kittens, one of whom was a beautiful orange and white creamsicle.  I told her, “I love orange boy cats, they are all so stupid.” and the foster mom said to me, with tears of love in her eyes, face glowing with maternal pride, “He is only 6 days old and I can already tell that he’s going to be so stupid!”

future schools are going to need a whole new class made in order to understand this

Sometimes I’m just sitting here minding my own business and then I remember that Thor specifically entrusted Loki with placing Surtur’s crown on the fire to initiate Ragnarok and I tear up a little bit because that’s how you love and support your chaotic neutral sibling. 

Thor: I know what’ll cheer you up. :) Loki: What’s that? Thor: You wanna trigger the apocalypse with me for the good of Asgard? Loki: !!!!!!!!

my favorite part is that nobody questioned Loki surviving that experience. Thor sent him in there with the comfortable confidence of Loki’s cockroach-like ability to cause the apocalypse and sneak out before it got bad, Loki didn’t try to pretend that this was dangerous, absolutely nobody ever commented…

Peter teaching Thor what Yeet means and Thor proceeding to shout YEET every time he throws his hammer

Like no offense to my friends and family but if I had the chance to abandon this timeline for a medieval fantasy land I would absolutely do it, goodbye student loans and depression hello cool magic shit and most likely an early death by the sword (as it should be)