Hello Pretty-Pretty

So my parents moved a load of furniture around in my room without particular forewarning and a very carefully placed pen drive which I put on my chest of drawers has disappeared. Completely. Just gone. All my Egyptian literature which was copied from library books... it’s all just gone. Poof. Disappeared.

My sister informed me last night that she was far more diverse than I was because she has an Indian friend and I couldn’t tell her to shut the fuck up because we were with guests.

Today’s adulting...

So while I was away my mother inexplicably took it upon herself to sort out all my clothing into different drawers, completely changing my organisation system. She has consequently therefore definitely found my vibrator and I don’t know what to do with this situation except cry inside in transfixed horror. We’re certainly not going to talk about it.

Good news!

I am watching Episode 3 of American Gods. My parents are in the room.

learning modern foreign languages: Hello. How are you? My name is Jack. Where is the bathroom?

So there’s a pride event tonight my local town and I am going out.