Chuuya Nakahara

anyway mod will be on and off but will respond to stuff pretty quickly unless he is asleep/distracted gonna rb this on my other rp blogs so.. yea

I'm literally not, you've had that thought before and I had to prove I wasn't. And I assumed it was you because who else would pull this shit?

Do you take me for an idiot? I can tell that's edited, jackass. And no, why would I think you're special? All you are is a goddamn thorn in my side.

...if it's not edited as you claim, why does it look so poorly edited, huh? fuck you, prick. I'm going to have to change my number again.

I'm literally not, you've had that thought before and I had to prove I wasn't. And I assumed it was you because who else would pull this shit?

Do you take me for an idiot? I can tell that's edited, jackass. And no, why would I think you're special? All you are is a goddamn thorn in my side.

I'm literally not, you've had that thought before and I had to prove I wasn't. And I assumed it was you because who else would pull this shit?

..I did say outside of work hours. So technically you wouldn't be a detective during that time.

Either or. Honestly, I think it's funnier to say "I was out drinking with an ex-terrorist." That's totally normal.

"That's the least normal option-"

...I was being sarcastic

"... forget I said anything ever"

..yeah, that was kind of sad.

"... in my defense, you're mafia. I don't know what you'd consider normal"

and you assumed that going out drinking with an ex-terrorist would be normal?

"I literally pointed out that it isn't, so no"

You say that but you didn't initially realise I was being sarcastic

"Picking up on sarcasm might not be my strongest suit"

Oh, I can tell, don't worry

".... this is a horrible first impression, isn't it?"

..I've had worse, actually.

"Oh?"

All I need to say is Dazai

".... yea point taken"

Yep, exactly

"How did you manage to work with him so long?"

I have no idea

"Hm... did he used to push paperwork on others back then, too?"

..Yeah. Would it have been Dazai if he didn't?

"Most likely not"

Mhmm. He wasn't exactly work motivated.

"He still isn't"

..Not surprising whatsoever.

"Some things never change..."

Of course not, because why would they? Once a slacker, always a slacker.

"Mhm..."

So anywaay. Hmm.. is there anything other than Dazai you want to talk about?

..I did say outside of work hours. So technically you wouldn't be a detective during that time.

Either or. Honestly, I think it's funnier to say "I was out drinking with an ex-terrorist." That's totally normal.

"That's the least normal option-"

...I was being sarcastic

"... forget I said anything ever"

..yeah, that was kind of sad.

"... in my defense, you're mafia. I don't know what you'd consider normal"

and you assumed that going out drinking with an ex-terrorist would be normal?

"I literally pointed out that it isn't, so no"

You say that but you didn't initially realise I was being sarcastic

"Picking up on sarcasm might not be my strongest suit"

Oh, I can tell, don't worry

".... this is a horrible first impression, isn't it?"

..I've had worse, actually.

"Oh?"

All I need to say is Dazai

".... yea point taken"

Yep, exactly

"How did you manage to work with him so long?"

I have no idea

"Hm... did he used to push paperwork on others back then, too?"

..Yeah. Would it have been Dazai if he didn't?

"Most likely not"

Mhmm. He wasn't exactly work motivated.

"He still isn't"

..Not surprising whatsoever.

"Some things never change..."

Of course not, because why would they? Once a slacker, always a slacker.

..I did say outside of work hours. So technically you wouldn't be a detective during that time.

Either or. Honestly, I think it's funnier to say "I was out drinking with an ex-terrorist." That's totally normal.

"That's the least normal option-"

...I was being sarcastic

"... forget I said anything ever"

..yeah, that was kind of sad.

"... in my defense, you're mafia. I don't know what you'd consider normal"

and you assumed that going out drinking with an ex-terrorist would be normal?

"I literally pointed out that it isn't, so no"

You say that but you didn't initially realise I was being sarcastic

"Picking up on sarcasm might not be my strongest suit"

Oh, I can tell, don't worry

".... this is a horrible first impression, isn't it?"

..I've had worse, actually.

"Oh?"

All I need to say is Dazai

".... yea point taken"

Yep, exactly

"How did you manage to work with him so long?"

I have no idea

"Hm... did he used to push paperwork on others back then, too?"

..Yeah. Would it have been Dazai if he didn't?

"Most likely not"

Mhmm. He wasn't exactly work motivated.

"He still isn't"

..Not surprising whatsoever.

..I did say outside of work hours. So technically you wouldn't be a detective during that time.

Either or. Honestly, I think it's funnier to say "I was out drinking with an ex-terrorist." That's totally normal.

"That's the least normal option-"

...I was being sarcastic

"... forget I said anything ever"

..yeah, that was kind of sad.

"... in my defense, you're mafia. I don't know what you'd consider normal"

and you assumed that going out drinking with an ex-terrorist would be normal?

"I literally pointed out that it isn't, so no"

You say that but you didn't initially realise I was being sarcastic

"Picking up on sarcasm might not be my strongest suit"

Oh, I can tell, don't worry

".... this is a horrible first impression, isn't it?"

..I've had worse, actually.

"Oh?"

All I need to say is Dazai

".... yea point taken"

Yep, exactly

"How did you manage to work with him so long?"

I have no idea

"Hm... did he used to push paperwork on others back then, too?"

..Yeah. Would it have been Dazai if he didn't?

"Most likely not"

Mhmm. He wasn't exactly work motivated.

..I did say outside of work hours. So technically you wouldn't be a detective during that time.

Either or. Honestly, I think it's funnier to say "I was out drinking with an ex-terrorist." That's totally normal.

"That's the least normal option-"

...I was being sarcastic

"... forget I said anything ever"

..yeah, that was kind of sad.

"... in my defense, you're mafia. I don't know what you'd consider normal"

and you assumed that going out drinking with an ex-terrorist would be normal?

"I literally pointed out that it isn't, so no"

You say that but you didn't initially realise I was being sarcastic

"Picking up on sarcasm might not be my strongest suit"

Oh, I can tell, don't worry

".... this is a horrible first impression, isn't it?"

..I've had worse, actually.

"Oh?"

All I need to say is Dazai

".... yea point taken"

Yep, exactly

"How did you manage to work with him so long?"

I have no idea

"Hm... did he used to push paperwork on others back then, too?"

..Yeah. Would it have been Dazai if he didn't?

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Alright alright. Do you have in place in mind where you want to do?

Uhm uhm no not really 👉👈 but but maybe maybe a place of a good painless suicide like you promised you'll give like like 3 years ago 🥰😍🥺🥰😉😘🥹🥺🥺🥰🥰 🥺😍😍😚🥰🥺

That requires a lot of effort. I was thinking about treating you to the movies or arcade. Something more fun for boys your age.

Alright take your pick. Movies or arcade?

..why are you involving me? movies, I guess? I don't fucking know

..I did say outside of work hours. So technically you wouldn't be a detective during that time.

Either or. Honestly, I think it's funnier to say "I was out drinking with an ex-terrorist." That's totally normal.

"That's the least normal option-"

...I was being sarcastic

"... forget I said anything ever"

..yeah, that was kind of sad.

"... in my defense, you're mafia. I don't know what you'd consider normal"

and you assumed that going out drinking with an ex-terrorist would be normal?

"I literally pointed out that it isn't, so no"

You say that but you didn't initially realise I was being sarcastic

"Picking up on sarcasm might not be my strongest suit"

Oh, I can tell, don't worry

".... this is a horrible first impression, isn't it?"

..I've had worse, actually.

"Oh?"

All I need to say is Dazai

".... yea point taken"

Yep, exactly

"How did you manage to work with him so long?"

I have no idea

..I did say outside of work hours. So technically you wouldn't be a detective during that time.

Either or. Honestly, I think it's funnier to say "I was out drinking with an ex-terrorist." That's totally normal.

"That's the least normal option-"

...I was being sarcastic

"... forget I said anything ever"

..yeah, that was kind of sad.

"... in my defense, you're mafia. I don't know what you'd consider normal"

and you assumed that going out drinking with an ex-terrorist would be normal?

"I literally pointed out that it isn't, so no"

You say that but you didn't initially realise I was being sarcastic

"Picking up on sarcasm might not be my strongest suit"

Oh, I can tell, don't worry

".... this is a horrible first impression, isn't it?"

..I've had worse, actually.

"Oh?"

All I need to say is Dazai

".... yea point taken"

Yep, exactly

..I did say outside of work hours. So technically you wouldn't be a detective during that time.

Either or. Honestly, I think it's funnier to say "I was out drinking with an ex-terrorist." That's totally normal.

"That's the least normal option-"

...I was being sarcastic

"... forget I said anything ever"

..yeah, that was kind of sad.

"... in my defense, you're mafia. I don't know what you'd consider normal"

and you assumed that going out drinking with an ex-terrorist would be normal?

"I literally pointed out that it isn't, so no"

You say that but you didn't initially realise I was being sarcastic

"Picking up on sarcasm might not be my strongest suit"

Oh, I can tell, don't worry

".... this is a horrible first impression, isn't it?"

..I've had worse, actually.

"Oh?"

All I need to say is Dazai

..I did say outside of work hours. So technically you wouldn't be a detective during that time.

Either or. Honestly, I think it's funnier to say "I was out drinking with an ex-terrorist." That's totally normal.

"That's the least normal option-"

...I was being sarcastic

"... forget I said anything ever"

..yeah, that was kind of sad.

"... in my defense, you're mafia. I don't know what you'd consider normal"

and you assumed that going out drinking with an ex-terrorist would be normal?

"I literally pointed out that it isn't, so no"

You say that but you didn't initially realise I was being sarcastic

"Picking up on sarcasm might not be my strongest suit"

Oh, I can tell, don't worry

".... this is a horrible first impression, isn't it?"

..I've had worse, actually.

..I did say outside of work hours. So technically you wouldn't be a detective during that time.

Either or. Honestly, I think it's funnier to say "I was out drinking with an ex-terrorist." That's totally normal.

"That's the least normal option-"

...I was being sarcastic

"... forget I said anything ever"

..yeah, that was kind of sad.

"... in my defense, you're mafia. I don't know what you'd consider normal"

and you assumed that going out drinking with an ex-terrorist would be normal?

"I literally pointed out that it isn't, so no"

You say that but you didn't initially realise I was being sarcastic

"Picking up on sarcasm might not be my strongest suit"

Oh, I can tell, don't worry