Name: Call me lover, darling, anything i'm not picky~
Age: My, don't you know it's rude to ask someone their age?
Universe of Origin: I understand that I am very interesting and irisistible, but goodness... treat me to dinner first
Likes: Crab, Love & Peace, Sake, MSG, Someone who will join me to commit a lovers suicide,
Dislikes: Dogs, paperwork, work, Chuuya, pain, frustrating/tedious things
Current projects: Bald Chuuya agenda, Lovers suicide partner lookout
Additional Trivia
》 Are you purposefully being so frustratingly vauge?
Ans: I have no idea what you're talking about.
》 Why did you make this blog?
Ans: What other answer is there? The unyeilding boredom that accompanies life, of course.
》 Are you human?
Ans: No.
》 Is there anything you would like to say?
Ans: If you are a beautiful lady who is interested in commiting double suicide with me please contact me ;)
OOC under the break
OOC!
<<Read till divider for important things>>
About the Blog/Moderator || Rules
¤ The blog is moderated by a student, so incase you send any asks, messages or engage in roleplay, be aware that they might go unanswered for a few hours (or days, if it's exam season, or i catch a life-threatening illness or something)
¤ This Dazai is slightly off-er than canon Dazai
¤ The blog is moderated by a minor; therefore, while flirty/suggestive/implicit jokes, commentary, roleplay, and related content are allowed, explicitly NSFW/Sexual content will not be entertained
¤ The moderator's timezone is GMT+5, however I dont have a reasonable sleeping/waking schedule, so the response timing may be erratic
¤ Mod is a multishipper (Though def biased towards Skk, all others are loved), and Muse will be responsive to all ships; but beware: slowburn, and Dazai-typical avoidant tendencies
¤ I understand that some people use fiction to proccess/deal with truma/bad experiences/mental health issues, however, there also exist a large number of weirdos whose moral compass in relation to fiction is the exact same that they follow irl; therefore, Do Not Interact: age gap shippers/endorsers (ie, child × adult), zoophille shippers/zoophiles (ie. Animal x human), darkshippers (ie, ships with content such as incest, abuse, etc), pedophilles, Epstein/other terrible people sympathizers, Israel supporters (alternatively: people who support genocides, don't believe in boycotts 'aren't political')
¤ All types of roleplay (excluding truly NSFW) will be entertained, feel free to engage in DMs/the comment section if you wish
¤ On the roleplay in DMs, please specify if you wish to speak with Mod (hii) or in character
¤All, and I mean all posts are open for roleplay (please interact! ꉂ(˵˃ ᗜ ˂˵) (even if they are like six decades old or somewhing))
Do I seem familiar?
Main blog: s8vyva (Wanderin' - wonderin')
Chuuya RP: evening-with-sunlight (Sheep-Song)
Fyodor RP (but with canon-typical fyodor grammer/speling): crym-and-punisehment (Fyudur Dustyyuvski)
Rimbaud RP: wil-o-the-wisps (Randou)
I made a crack blog so I could dump all my nonsensical ideas and follow up on anon-asks that I sent while having it still somewhat seprate from my main blog (not for any nefarious reasons or anything, it's just that my main blog is ridiculously unorganized and using it makes me feel like i'm inviting guests into an unclean house TnT), and ended up with yet another BSD RP blog.
Premise is purposefully vauge, This Dazai's og universe faced some... unfortunate events to say the least. He won't be open about it.
This one doesn't have any navigation tags, Dazai is both exhausted and overwelmingly fixated by the idea of it, so he chose the easiest decision and ignored that task entirely.
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How do you feel about the fact that along with not growing in the future, you also become afflicted by a baldness curse, and are forced to use wigs everyday of your life, and live in constant fear about someone finding out about your condition?
How rude! I am actually very popular among the ladies, thank you very much, your baseless accusations are very unapreciated and incorrect. One day I will definetly acomplish my dreams, though, I can't say the same about you because women run away after feeling your bald vibes and aura.
Sure, sure, it's good to be confident and hopeful, but falling into delusion is kind of really dangerous you know. You will loose enough braincells because of your tacky hats, don't make the situation worse by falling into a pit of denial. I mean, look at the photo, do you even think it looks handsome?
Goodness, you're really taking a dip in denial..Do you really think I have so much free time that I would be wasting it to edit your ugly face?
What more evidence do you need than this picture that clearly showcases the truth! Do you want more pictures of your baldness? Here have it!
You know it's actually genetic so maybe it will convince you if you see it not only on yourself but your brother (@official-paul-verlaine) too:
I have beautiful and thick hair, so don't even imply that i'm projecting my baldness(which does not exist), with your bald luck and bald germs, i'd probably get infected or something eugh.
The truth is the truth no matter who it is from, I think you're just trying to delude yourself into believing it's untrue (pretty sad)
How do you feel about the fact that along with not growing in the future, you also become afflicted by a baldness curse, and are forced to use wigs everyday of your life, and live in constant fear about someone finding out about your condition?
How rude! I am actually very popular among the ladies, thank you very much, your baseless accusations are very unapreciated and incorrect. One day I will definetly acomplish my dreams, though, I can't say the same about you because women run away after feeling your bald vibes and aura.
Sure, sure, it's good to be confident and hopeful, but falling into delusion is kind of really dangerous you know. You will loose enough braincells because of your tacky hats, don't make the situation worse by falling into a pit of denial. I mean, look at the photo, do you even think it looks handsome?
How do you feel about the fact that along with not growing in the future, you also become afflicted by a baldness curse, and are forced to use wigs everyday of your life, and live in constant fear about someone finding out about your condition?
How do you feel about the fact that along with not growing in the future, you also become afflicted by a baldness curse, and are forced to use wigs everyday of your life, and live in constant fear about someone finding out about your condition?
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Eh? Do you have so little friends that your first guess to someone interacting with you is that it's me?
I can read actually, and better than you i'm sure! and don't act like I want to talk to you either. I meant to ask you this, but are you so obsessed that you have to think of me while doing everything? Its kind of gross actually.. blergh, I know I've joked about liking you before, but you really shouldn't take that seriously; it's kind of really gross, actually!
Anyways, not the point; you're avoiding the question, why do you hide the fact that you are bald?
That is not! How could you even say that the fruit of my very careful and thorough investigation is not real. Look, even your skull is the same structure, could anyone edit that? It's clearly real, and i'm going to tell everyone about it.
That is so rude! I am the most special being anyone would have the pleasure of meeting, one of a kind, and unforgettable!
Anyways, be prepared for a LOT of phone calls and flyers about your baldness ↻(𓄼 .̀ ̮.́)Ψ
Eh? Do you have so little friends that your first guess to someone interacting with you is that it's me?
I can read actually, and better than you i'm sure! and don't act like I want to talk to you either. I meant to ask you this, but are you so obsessed that you have to think of me while doing everything? Its kind of gross actually.. blergh, I know I've joked about liking you before, but you really shouldn't take that seriously; it's kind of really gross, actually!
Anyways, not the point; you're avoiding the question, why do you hide the fact that you are bald?
Eh? Do you have so little friends that your first guess to someone interacting with you is that it's me?
I can read actually, and better than you i'm sure! and don't act like I want to talk to you either. I meant to ask you this, but are you so obsessed that you have to think of me while doing everything? Its kind of gross actually.. blergh, I know I've joked about liking you before, but you really shouldn't take that seriously; it's kind of really gross, actually!
Anyways, not the point; you're avoiding the question, why do you hide the fact that you are bald?
"Don't try to act innocent and naïve. You have clearly been hiding something for a while. Even your introduction post is vauge and sketchy, so I have been observing you from afar (not creepily, fret not), and upon thorough observation, I have come to this conclusion."
"Your tacky obsession over hats, ominous sentences, and everything else are clearly a cover-up for a larger scam:
You are Bald.
Soon the entire world will know this truth Muwahahahahaha. Bid farewell to the life you knew before, Nakhara Chuuya-san, soon it will all change...."
"The suspiciousness of your blog led me to wonder for a second if you were some sort of mythical creature; like say a unicorn, or warewolf, or Gilgamesh the Consumer of Reality, but then I realised that truly the truth is never so obvious."
Eyes glint ominously
"So I began to look closer... You seem to always wear hats and say that you like them, however you never really seem to talk about them that much, as if you forget the artificial thing flopping around on your head, which is impossible... unless you have developed a habit of having something on your head already.. like...
A Wig
"And upon observing you some more, I one day, blessed by the will of the world, observed your lack of hair up close."
Agressively presents Chuuya with photos
"Observe, Nakahara-san, the very things that will lead..
"I must say, that your determination to prove that... I'm bald... Is... Admirable.. Truly."
He is at a loss for words
"I didn't realize that I had to talk about hats in order to prove I just like them. I like wearing them is all. I also didn't think the way that I style my hair could lead to one thinking I wear a wig..."
"You say that, but you ignore the very clear evidence presented to you. Whether you are trying to distract me, or buy yourself time, it is useless"
"I'm sure you didn't think so, I'm sure you spent hours trying to make sure that you could act hairful as naturally as posible, so you didn't think that your lie could be exposed so easily, fufufufu..."
"Say whatever you want, it won't change the truth kekekekek, the evidence speaks for itself."
"Don't be silly, in order for me to be obsessed with your hair you need to atleast have a strand of hair in that shiny bald head of yours which you seem to enjoy hiding so much."
"So that wasn't enough evidence? Fine, I will present the most damning of all. Behold: the truth you have been hiding"
"It looks like I shaved your head? Do you even hear yourself? Good grief, you're not even going against what I said, you're admittting you're bald youself! Have the hats you wear to cover your baldness eaten a part of your brain as compensation? Anyways, it does not matter, I suppose. I have your admission, and now I will share this with everyone! Muwahahahahhahaha!!!!!!!"
"And i'm saying it would hardly be possible for me to remove your hair to prove a point! Do you think of yourself as that unaware? That's pretty sad and pathetic if that's the case. The only way your reasoning would work is if I say, snatched your wig away from you which is immediate, so I could probably run away with it and you could claim that i 'removed' your 'hair', however your excuse only works if you were already bald. Ergo! Ekkekekeke, you can't even escape this, because you dug this grave with your fickle excuses yourself! The world will know.
"Don't try to act innocent and naïve. You have clearly been hiding something for a while. Even your introduction post is vauge and sketchy, so I have been observing you from afar (not creepily, fret not), and upon thorough observation, I have come to this conclusion."
"Your tacky obsession over hats, ominous sentences, and everything else are clearly a cover-up for a larger scam:
You are Bald.
Soon the entire world will know this truth Muwahahahahaha. Bid farewell to the life you knew before, Nakhara Chuuya-san, soon it will all change...."
"The suspiciousness of your blog led me to wonder for a second if you were some sort of mythical creature; like say a unicorn, or warewolf, or Gilgamesh the Consumer of Reality, but then I realised that truly the truth is never so obvious."
Eyes glint ominously
"So I began to look closer... You seem to always wear hats and say that you like them, however you never really seem to talk about them that much, as if you forget the artificial thing flopping around on your head, which is impossible... unless you have developed a habit of having something on your head already.. like...
A Wig
"And upon observing you some more, I one day, blessed by the will of the world, observed your lack of hair up close."
Agressively presents Chuuya with photos
"Observe, Nakahara-san, the very things that will lead..
"I must say, that your determination to prove that... I'm bald... Is... Admirable.. Truly."
He is at a loss for words
"I didn't realize that I had to talk about hats in order to prove I just like them. I like wearing them is all. I also didn't think the way that I style my hair could lead to one thinking I wear a wig..."
"You say that, but you ignore the very clear evidence presented to you. Whether you are trying to distract me, or buy yourself time, it is useless"
"I'm sure you didn't think so, I'm sure you spent hours trying to make sure that you could act hairful as naturally as posible, so you didn't think that your lie could be exposed so easily, fufufufu..."
"Say whatever you want, it won't change the truth kekekekek, the evidence speaks for itself."
"Don't be silly, in order for me to be obsessed with your hair you need to atleast have a strand of hair in that shiny bald head of yours which you seem to enjoy hiding so much."
"So that wasn't enough evidence? Fine, I will present the most damning of all. Behold: the truth you have been hiding"
"It looks like I shaved your head? Do you even hear yourself? Good grief, you're not even going against what I said, you're admittting you're bald youself! Have the hats you wear to cover your baldness eaten a part of your brain as compensation? Anyways, it does not matter, I suppose. I have your admission, and now I will share this with everyone! Muwahahahahhahaha!!!!!!!"
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"Don't try to act innocent and naïve. You have clearly been hiding something for a while. Even your introduction post is vauge and sketchy, so I have been observing you from afar (not creepily, fret not), and upon thorough observation, I have come to this conclusion."
"Your tacky obsession over hats, ominous sentences, and everything else are clearly a cover-up for a larger scam:
You are Bald.
Soon the entire world will know this truth Muwahahahahaha. Bid farewell to the life you knew before, Nakhara Chuuya-san, soon it will all change...."
"The suspiciousness of your blog led me to wonder for a second if you were some sort of mythical creature; like say a unicorn, or warewolf, or Gilgamesh the Consumer of Reality, but then I realised that truly the truth is never so obvious."
Eyes glint ominously
"So I began to look closer... You seem to always wear hats and say that you like them, however you never really seem to talk about them that much, as if you forget the artificial thing flopping around on your head, which is impossible... unless you have developed a habit of having something on your head already.. like...
A Wig
"And upon observing you some more, I one day, blessed by the will of the world, observed your lack of hair up close."
Agressively presents Chuuya with photos
"Observe, Nakahara-san, the very things that will lead..
"I must say, that your determination to prove that... I'm bald... Is... Admirable.. Truly."
He is at a loss for words
"I didn't realize that I had to talk about hats in order to prove I just like them. I like wearing them is all. I also didn't think the way that I style my hair could lead to one thinking I wear a wig..."
"You say that, but you ignore the very clear evidence presented to you. Whether you are trying to distract me, or buy yourself time, it is useless"
"I'm sure you didn't think so, I'm sure you spent hours trying to make sure that you could act hairful as naturally as posible, so you didn't think that your lie could be exposed so easily, fufufufu..."
"Say whatever you want, it won't change the truth kekekekek, the evidence speaks for itself."
"Don't be silly, in order for me to be obsessed with your hair you need to atleast have a strand of hair in that shiny bald head of yours which you seem to enjoy hiding so much."
"So that wasn't enough evidence? Fine, I will present the most damning of all. Behold: the truth you have been hiding"
"Don't try to act innocent and naïve. You have clearly been hiding something for a while. Even your introduction post is vauge and sketchy, so I have been observing you from afar (not creepily, fret not), and upon thorough observation, I have come to this conclusion."
"Your tacky obsession over hats, ominous sentences, and everything else are clearly a cover-up for a larger scam:
You are Bald.
Soon the entire world will know this truth Muwahahahahaha. Bid farewell to the life you knew before, Nakhara Chuuya-san, soon it will all change...."
"The suspiciousness of your blog led me to wonder for a second if you were some sort of mythical creature; like say a unicorn, or warewolf, or Gilgamesh the Consumer of Reality, but then I realised that truly the truth is never so obvious."
Eyes glint ominously
"So I began to look closer... You seem to always wear hats and say that you like them, however you never really seem to talk about them that much, as if you forget the artificial thing flopping around on your head, which is impossible... unless you have developed a habit of having something on your head already.. like...
A Wig
"And upon observing you some more, I one day, blessed by the will of the world, observed your lack of hair up close."
Agressively presents Chuuya with photos
"Observe, Nakahara-san, the very things that will lead..
"I must say, that your determination to prove that... I'm bald... Is... Admirable.. Truly."
He is at a loss for words
"I didn't realize that I had to talk about hats in order to prove I just like them. I like wearing them is all. I also didn't think the way that I style my hair could lead to one thinking I wear a wig..."
"You say that, but you ignore the very clear evidence presented to you. Whether you are trying to distract me, or buy yourself time, it is useless"
"I'm sure you didn't think so, I'm sure you spent hours trying to make sure that you could act hairful as naturally as posible, so you didn't think that your lie could be exposed so easily, fufufufu..."
"Say whatever you want, it won't change the truth kekekekek, the evidence speaks for itself."
"Don't try to act innocent and naïve. You have clearly been hiding something for a while. Even your introduction post is vauge and sketchy, so I have been observing you from afar (not creepily, fret not), and upon thorough observation, I have come to this conclusion."
"Your tacky obsession over hats, ominous sentences, and everything else are clearly a cover-up for a larger scam:
You are Bald.
Soon the entire world will know this truth Muwahahahahaha. Bid farewell to the life you knew before, Nakhara Chuuya-san, soon it will all change...."
"The suspiciousness of your blog led me to wonder for a second if you were some sort of mythical creature; like say a unicorn, or warewolf, or Gilgamesh the Consumer of Reality, but then I realised that truly the truth is never so obvious."
Eyes glint ominously
"So I began to look closer... You seem to always wear hats and say that you like them, however you never really seem to talk about them that much, as if you forget the artificial thing flopping around on your head, which is impossible... unless you have developed a habit of having something on your head already.. like...
A Wig
"And upon observing you some more, I one day, blessed by the will of the world, observed your lack of hair up close."
Agressively presents Chuuya with photos
"Observe, Nakahara-san, the very things that will lead..
"I must say, that your determination to prove that... I'm bald... Is... Admirable.. Truly."
He is at a loss for words
"I didn't realize that I had to talk about hats in order to prove I just like them. I like wearing them is all. I also didn't think the way that I style my hair could lead to one thinking I wear a wig..."
"You say that, but you ignore the very clear evidence presented to you. Whether you are trying to distract me, or buy yourself time, it is useless"
"I'm sure you didn't think so, I'm sure you spent hours trying to make sure that you could act hairful as naturally as posible, so you didn't think that your lie could be exposed so easily, fufufufu..."
"Say whatever you want, it won't change the truth kekekekek, the evidence speaks for itself."
"Don't try to act innocent and naïve. You have clearly been hiding something for a while. Even your introduction post is vauge and sketchy, so I have been observing you from afar (not creepily, fret not), and upon thorough observation, I have come to this conclusion."
"Your tacky obsession over hats, ominous sentences, and everything else are clearly a cover-up for a larger scam:
You are Bald.
Soon the entire world will know this truth Muwahahahahaha. Bid farewell to the life you knew before, Nakhara Chuuya-san, soon it will all change...."
"The suspiciousness of your blog led me to wonder for a second if you were some sort of mythical creature; like say a unicorn, or warewolf, or Gilgamesh the Consumer of Reality, but then I realised that truly the truth is never so obvious."
Eyes glint ominously
"So I began to look closer... You seem to always wear hats and say that you like them, however you never really seem to talk about them that much, as if you forget the artificial thing flopping around on your head, which is impossible... unless you have developed a habit of having something on your head already.. like...
A Wig
"And upon observing you some more, I one day, blessed by the will of the world, observed your lack of hair up close."
Agressively presents Chuuya with photos
"Observe, Nakahara-san, the very things that will lead..
"Don't try to act innocent and naïve. You have clearly been hiding something for a while. Even your introduction post is vauge and sketchy, so I have been observing you from afar (not creepily, fret not), and upon thorough observation, I have come to this conclusion."
"Your tacky obsession over hats, ominous sentences, and everything else are clearly a cover-up for a larger scam:
You are Bald.
Soon the entire world will know this truth Muwahahahahaha. Bid farewell to the life you knew before, Nakhara Chuuya-san, soon it will all change...."
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
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