Loyalty - Faith - Hope - Love

this but for retail

Stuff like this really makes me wish we learned history chronologically instead of geographically. You know how cool this shit is? So much can happen all at once and we keep pretending like it doesn’t

This is such a cute and helpful idea, especially since some people either didn’t grow up with someone who could teach them this stuff or they grew up with parents who did everything for them. I knew a lot of guys in college who didn’t know how to do laundry or cook!

My parents were not very good teachers of life skills so this is G R E A T.

WAIT

Do love the colors of the eggs?

an obviously stolen copy of this crossed my dash last week, and i wanted to reblog the real thing. tracking down an image that originates in social media is a bit of hassle, but i am the citation fairy (sort of), and this is her quest. and she had to do whatever it took on this one. that only turned out to be less than 10 minutes, but she was prepared to put in a few hours. the hogfather lit the spark of her creation, and this is his night.

Thank you, citation fairy!

it’s december 1 where’s the christmas tail kitten bring him to me

grieving as an adult is so funny it's like. im sobbing my eyes out i'm laughing like a maniac im pondering the mortality of everything around me. ok glad thats out of my system because i have a dentist appointment in an hour

you ever catch a glimpse of a cloud passing in front of a full moon and you’re suddenly a highwayman in an 18th century ghost story who just left a tavern on a chilly october night to ride horseback through the woods till you reach the next town over

still so charmed by that time i picked up a series of unfortunate events as a kid and the back was like IF YOU WANT A HAPPY STORY THIS IS NOT THE ONE FOR YOU… YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED… PUT IT DOWN AND PICK UP ANOTHER BOOK… and so i, wanting a happy story, simply put it down and picked up another book