Randomness

Dave and John from the John Dies at the End movie feel exactly like what you would expect from a grown up Ethan and Benny from My Babysitter’s a Vampire.

You’re so right

not zac oyama my beloved. zac oyama THE beloved. of all time.

I've been seeing such negative reactions towards the ending of the umbrella academy and now I'm scared to watch it. is it worth finishing? someone please tell meeeee

Watch it so you can see it through to the end but don’t be expecting anything and prepare to be disappointed

Obsessed with elliott stardew. he’s like a French aristocrat who is also a beach bum. he looks like young Fabio and talks like a dove chocolate wrapper. He’s polishing his cuff links while shooing a crab out of his pocket. he’s writing a whole entire novel with a duck-feather quill. He’s brushing his hair 100 strokes before bed. He’s staring out at the sea at least 5 hours a day. his Oxford shoes are full of sand. he has 16g in his bank account. he’s not unemployed bc yearning is a full-time job.

Sigmund Freud, Franz Kafka and Bret Easton Ellis would have the most insane blunt rotation known to man.

Please tell me I’m not the only one who got the Rocky Horror Picture Show reference in Lisa Frankenstein with the “Damn it Janet!”!!!

Lisa Frankenstein and Renfield are girlfriend and boyfriend. They're also t4t. The movies, not the characters btw.

wow I can't believe they made cole sprouse transgender and gave him bottom surgery via murder and a tanning bed, glad to have my opinions agreed with on this one (that frankenstein's creation has always been trans)

One of my favorite things about John dies at the end is all of the unknowable cosmic horrors have the sense of humor of a bunch of edgy seventh grade boys. That just seemed so real to me