even after all these years this scene still gives me chills 😭 absolutely beautiful

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even after all these years this scene still gives me chills 😭 absolutely beautiful

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Kiba: How do I stop being horny?
Shino: Use a hammer
Hinata: Neij said you can counteract the feeling by eating a raw potato but it’s only temporary
Kiba: Cool thanks
*The next day*
Kiba: Neither one worked
What I like about this is that A) This is either a group chat and Hinata turned to Neji and asked on behalf of Kiba, or B) Hinata has asked Neji this question before and had the answer readily available and I don’t know which I like better
Also, Neji ANSWERED her. I would imagine him sputtering and turning red before passing out
And, depending on her word choice, she could have insinuated that Neji was too horny and needed to stop
I love this whole thread
Bold of you guys to assume neji knows what sex is
Bold of you to assume Neji doesnt fuck
Bold of you to assume Neji CAN fuck
So we just gonna ignore the potato thing?
Are we just going to ignore the fact that Shino beats his dick with a hammer?
It’s Shino what were you expecting?
I mean if he’s gonna do that whatever but… why tell Kiba?
Literally the worst idea ever.
“Oh hey yeah very aggressive furry with hyper activity and the inability to think before he does stupid shit, did you know that you can beat your genitals with a carpenters tool? Free of charge?”
Instant death. Kiba hears this and the whole world explodes in a fiery hell as he speed dashes to his garage. The outcome is inevitable. He can no longer be stopped.
I smell a fanfiction idea
Fuck getting Sasuke back, this is the real shit
This whole thread is a fucking mess
Yes but it’s the best kind of mess
Okay
We all have the mutual understanding that Shino will be Shino but where the FUCK did he originally get the idea to beat his dick with a hammer?????
Like did it just randomly hit him in the midst of fighting to stay focus on his activity and not his urge to dance between the sheets or did he get this from someone else and thought it would be a cool thing to try???????
Naruto dared him to try it and he somehow got hooked on using a hammer to beat his dick
This thread was a wild ride from the beginning till the end.
I reread this and had to actually lay down for a bit.
is anyone checking up on shino though because im p sure he’s still beating his dick with a hammer
Both my dad and uncle got hammers for gifts tonight. I was immediately thinking of Shino.
Thank you, just reading this once and I’ve been Pavloved into thinking of Shino smashing his dick with a hammer when I see a hammer.
Glad to be of service
What if Boruto ends up asking Shino about y’know being horny and well he ain’t asking his parents cause he is Boruto and one day Hinata catches him beating his dick with a hammer and she immediately commits homicide and Konoha needs a new teacher?
Then that would be an episode of Boruto I would actually watch
The other day my little brother asked for the hammer for reasons he didn’t want to explain and my mind instantly went back to this post and I almost started sobbing
Oh my God
COCK AND BALL TORTURE???
I’m pretty sure this thread is a fever dream
On a side note don’t sue me if you decide to beat your meat with a hummer
Just imagine Shino after having sex with, idk, one of his bugs and then beating his dick with hammer. His mom just walks in and is like, “what the fuck are you doing!?” And he’s just like, “IM BEATING MY SADNESS AWAY!”
But the real question is what kind of bug would he have sex with?
That’s a good point. Maybe Kiba dressed as a bee
Yeah yes let’s go with that
i swear to god, men raising their voice is the most terrifying thing in the whole world. they dont understand, like its an immediate panic response, game over
I actually had no idea women found this so scary
my downstairs neighbors fight on a regular basis, and every time he starts yelling i’m a little afraid he’s going to kill her. i have no reason to think this except that he is a man and he is angry
My math teacher has a loud voice and a temper and he scares the living shit out of me almost everyday. He’s made me and other kids cry more than once and he and his teacher buddies make a joke out of terrifying students.
this was women in general? i knew my gf didn’t like it but I was unaware if this affected most women
Yes, it does
As a woman, I had no idea it effected other women like this. I was too afraid to even talk about it. I thought I was weak. Thanks for bringing attention to this.
My dad thinks it’s funny that I used to cry when he raised his voice. I freak out whenever some one does. Once my director did, and I started crying I couldn’t stop. I’m glad to see I’m not alone…
This is so important– seeing how common this is– and I also want you all to know that this is not normal. It isn’t something instinctively ingrained into women, to be afraid of men. There is no natural state of men being a threat that women constantly have to be afraid of. This is cultural. So many women and girls here have a mutual understanding of this feeling, and I think it really shows an unsettling truth about our society, particularly about how men are raised to act and how so many women have this defensive reaction gradually develop. It’s so important that these people have their voices heard, because it teaches us about problems that we just can’t deny the existence of any longer.
I’m glad I’m not the only one
My fellow men, pay attention. I didn’t realize how scary this could be until one of my exes explained it to me, and it’s heartbreaking.
Also, when we move too much during an argument, or lean forward, it’s scary, and I never knew. I was even a little insulted at first, because surely she didn’t think I would hurt her. But see, that doesn’t matter. It wasn’t a sign that she mistrusted me specifically; it’s a conditioned response. (Although if you keep doing it once you realize it scares her, she SHOULDN’T trust you.)
Not every woman has been physically harmed by a man she trusted, but every woman KNOWS a woman who has.
I used to be horrible about this, because I didn’t realize how intimidating it was. I didn’t understand why the woman I was with clammed up or tried to tell me what she thought I wanted to hear, and I only got angrier, and acted even more like an asshole. It was wrong. It was abusive. It didn’t matter if I INTENDED it that way; it was still emotionally abusive. And it was inexcusable.
I get that when passions are high, and when you’re frustrated, it’s a natural tendency to let your voice get louder, to shout and gesture and lean forward. But you can train yourself to do better. You can train yourself to keep more of an even tone, to refrain from large and fast gestures, to not lean into her personal space. I did. I’m not perfect at it yet, but goddamn it, I WILL be.
Don’t tell me it’s too hard, that you just can’t do it, or that you “shouldn’t have to.” I’m 53 years old and just now getting the hang of it, and if this old dog can learn something new, so can you.
Note to guys: It really, REALLY doesn’t matter if you’re thinking, “but I would never…”
History is littered with the bodies of women who believed a man “would never.” This includes women killed by men who honestly, deeply, truly believed they “would never”… right up until she said that one thing or moved in just that way and he just got so mad, just that once, and pushed her or punched her or slashed her or shot her… just once, y’know, to shut her up, or because she was flinching and didn’t she know that HE’S NOT LIKE THAT and I’LL TEACH HER TO BE AFRAID OF ME…
We are trained, from infancy, that Men With Loud Voices are a source of pain from which we cannot escape, and attempts to escape may result in more pain. And as soon as we’re old enough to comprehend a world broader than our immediate circle, a world that extends into the past and will run into the future, we realize that there is no way, no way at all, to tell which men “would never” and which men “would never… except if.”
We live or die on that “if.” And any man who doesn’t like facing that hyper-vigilance can work on fixing OTHER MEN, not women’s fear.
The reaction shouldn’t be “not all men are like that;” it should be “no woman should have to live in fear.”
It’s telling that so many people will hear a story of long-term abuse and say, “why did she stay with him?” and not “why did he treat her like that?”
This made me cry.
Don’t skip over this.
Harry Potter
(Jily figuring out their birth plan)
James: So we're just have you go to Saint Mungos so that you can deliver naturally and stuff.
James: They might give something to make you drowsy,ha, idk
Lily: Beach, no, I'm getting a freaking epidural.
L: Wizard medicine sucks
J: .... what's an epidural....
L: And what do expect me to do FLY to Saint Mungos, because we can't do anything else or IT WOULD KILL OUR CHILD
J:....well....
L: WE LITERALLY HAVE MUGGLE HOSPITAL DOWN THE STREET
Harry Potter Headcannon
-So I have just been re-enlightened that Tonks found Remus’s dead body right before she died -This means Remus was probably more in peace with himself dying because 1-Teddy would still have his mother 2-He’s being reunited with his good old pals -Everyone’s like Remus didn’t want to die at that moment -WeLl ACtuALLy, I feel that Remus was just ready to die any moment after all the shit he’s been through -I’m not saying that he didn’t love his son and wife -It’s just that after all those years alone and without love he kinda just became ready to end it at any moment/or when there was a chance -Of course there was a little part of him that kept fighting through it, but by the end he sees that spell cast by Dolohov and a few tears slip out -The darkness taunts him about how it would feel so good to see everyone again -It starts naming off people...James, Lily, Sirius, Dorcas, Marlene, Gideon,Fabian,etc. -Remus is tempted and decides that it is his time because he finally has a wife and child, something he never thought he would be able to achieve -But as we all know he ended up deciding too late and his life was taken at the Battle of Hogwarts, making another causality in the dreaded war -He thinks that it’ll be Tonks and Teddy for the remainder for a long time, no, he dreams of that, he prays for it up in the sky looking on for a few minutes -In those few minutes Tonks finds Remus’s dead body -Tears slip out as she finds her love dead, she wants to scream but she doesn't get enough time as she soon rises to the sky to join Remus -They see each other and sob, no happy reunion, how could it be? -Teddy is now a orphan -All for a war -Now I’m making myself cry -The darkness has disappeared as this was what they did not want as a future -But sometimes death grabs the most unexpected -And everyone remembers that fact until the people of the war try to teach their kids but end up failing as the kids didn’t go through hell for this peace someone else did and that was their parents. -The parents who cry when they stare at a full moon for to long or the parents that have a tear glisten in their eye by looking at that pigs snout -Then Death likes to take something from the children because he can’t be forgotten, he does a little digging. -Who makes them laugh,cry, and just smile because they are the true hero -Who is a hero in everyone’s hearts no matter what house or what side -He finds the hero in the muggle world for an odd reason -Death finds this odd as it is just an old man who draws comics -But he takes the old man away and everyone mourns -The kids talk about Death shouldn’t have done this to them why did they take their biggest hero.. -Stan Lee -A hero to anybody muggle or magical he made an impact to where everyone mourns -Death sighs as he doesn’t understand mortals sometimes How did it come to this IDK but I’m crying my heart out

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Blind dates
Me:Man,do I love Alexander-
Man 1: Graham-Bell, yeah, I love all of his inventions and stuff.
Me:Not who I was talking about.
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Me: I have been interested with the life of Alexander-
Man 2: the Great, no way dude, me too! I have been interested in ancient rulers.
Me: God why do you send these people to me.
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Me:Ok last try with a man.
Me: I have been really loving the life of Alexander -
Man 3: Hamilton, I know right! Boy,don't get me started on the musical.I cried my through the 2nd act.
Me:(Helpless starts on que.)
Remembrance
This memory just popped into my head today, it just wants me to remind people of what true friends are like..
It was like middle school years,right. It was like a huge grade review and half of student body was in the cafeteria and the others were in the gym. Anyways I a group of my friends and we were playing a card game(cause we're cool..) and all of a sudden one of the boys calls me fat. Nobody said anything, expect for one amazing girl, who I am quoting " You're the reason kill themselves." I just gave her my biggest grin that I could because I was literally about to burst into tears from the boy's comment. What came next was better "If she doesn't show up to school tomorrow, I'm going to assume she killed herself and then I will straight up murder you."
This just gives me the warm of being happy whenever I'm just down or anxiety and stress has got to me because I remember that somebody out there does care.
Reblog if…
Reblog this if you have any of these:
Depression
Bipolar
Autism/Aspergers
ADHD
ADD
OCD
Anorexia
Bulimia
Schizophrenia
Borderline personality disorder
Anxiety
Dementia
PTSD
Paranoia
Stress
Anger issues
Tourettes
Any one that has any of these, just know, you are not alone, no matter how much you think you are not worthy. You are still human.
Anxiety can just get the best of someone. It's never easy. When anxiety comes it latches on to the mind, it just stays there like a predator watching its prey. You have a weak moment and it attacks. Just remember you are strong.
Reblog this and put in the tags your top 5 MARVEL favorite characters.
That time in band camp....
• It was freshman year and I was getting fitted for my uniform, and I saw two people hugging,so I shouted PDA as a joke, they were siblings....
•Another time I was actually asked out by a boy in my section, and he gave me candy and everything. I said no ofcourse, but still didn't have the guts to tell him I'm gay....

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Quoting my siblings
" We are all rainbow rats"
" All we ever do is rage quit"
" My name is not Alexander Hamilton"
" Everyone is dying some quicker than others"
" I died the moment I first saw you"
In the Winter Soldier
The hydra person says people who are threats, like cap., but I just caught that he said freakin Stephen Strange. I'm just like whattttt.
she snapped
hOLY SHIT BARBIE <3 <3
WOW. Everyone needs to watch this! (Barbie is the queen)
Damn.
Reblog this post and add a movie title but replace one of the words with “gay”
Call Me By Your Gay
Hot Summer Gays
Sorry to Gay You
Avengers: Infinity Gay
Captain America: The Gay Soldier
Spider-Man: Gay
Iron Gay
The Best Exotic Marigold Gay
Doctor Gay
Guardians of the Gay
Gay-man and the Wasp
The Incredible Gay
Being in the closet with your fam.
(Watching T.V.)
(Attractive girl comes on )
(Bi hormones rage)
(Totally like this person)
Me: Her hair is pretty.
Fam: Whatever

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Musicals That I've listened to.
•Hamilton
• Wicked
• Heathers
• Dear Evan Hanson
• Be More Chill
• In the Heights
• Frozen
•Mean Girls
•The Greatest Showman
•Mama Mia!
•PJO: The Musical
•Waitress
•Rent
•21 Chump Street
•Hadestown
•Anastasia
•Kinky Boots
•Les Miserables
•Aladdin
•Grease
•Hairspray
•La La Land
•Phantom of the Opera
•Cats
•The Lion King
• Lord of the Rings
( No, I haven't listened to Newsies, don't disown me.) You can also recommend more musicals for me to listen to.
Music
Dad walks in,I have my music playing.
(Queen plays)Dad:You are my child
(Hamilton comes on) Dad:This comes from your mother's side.