i'm a hurricane;

Kim Namjoon; gryffindor

a poetic soul, a writer, metamorphmagus (some days his hair is soft periwinkle and other days it's an obnoxious chartreuse), imposter syndrome, a genius but always forgets to do his schoolwork, has broken his wand twice now, never allowed to play quidditch after the incident™.

Kim Seokjin; gryffindor

excels at potions despite being a gryffindor, makes his own concoctions, has every house elf charmed, forces his friends into sunday dinners, is well off and connected but rarely flaunts it, has been seen arguing with professor mcgonagall on numerous occasions (probably for extensions for namjoon let's be real).

Min Yoongi; slytherin

comes from an elitist pureblood family but honestly couldn't care less, the black sheep, holds hands with taehyung in defiance when people start going off on mudblood tirades, always late to class, likes history of magic because he can sleep, very good at hexes, secretly wants mrs. norris to love him.

Jung Hoseok; hufflepuff

has secret raves in the room of requirement, legitimately no one hates him, quidditch captain, has a good rapport with every single ghost and portrait and can basically go anywhere in the castle without fuss, could ruin everyone with all the gossip he hears but would never, pep talker extraordinaire.

Park Jimin; slytherin

looks adorable but will ruin your reputation if you so much as look distastefully at his friends, rumor has it that he's part veela, somehow always gets off with a warning, smile from the heavens, guardian angel, insecure bean, very good at defensive magic, dueling champ, tries to win back all the house points yoongi loses.

Kim Taehyung; hufflepuff

muggleborn, very into photography, often seen breaking societal norms (knowingly and unknowingly), unironically likes divination, boy with the pearl earring, assumes a lot of the slytherin population are actually vampires, refuses to get on a broom unless riding double with Jungkook, is from a farm--how is he even special enough for all this?, still mad he couldn't bring his dog.

Jeon Jungkook; ravenclaw