Gigi's magical musical world

HERE COME THE GENERALS

RISE UP.

I did not expect this, but I love it

VINNY!!!

Me, refusing to leave tumblr: sir, this is my emotional support hellsite

“Me, refusing to leave: sir, this is my emotional hell” is a funnier text post than my original one, good job censorbot.

Can we all take a moment for Molly Weasley who knew her family so fucking well, she had “prison” as one of the options on her clock that told her where everyone was.

Well to be fair to Molly: Arthur, regularly tinkered with enchanting muggle things, against the law Bill, curse breaker and tomb raider for private (goblin run) corporation. Almost certainly has raided tombs that the Egyptian MoM and muggle government weren’t happy about. Charlie: illegal dragon smuggler with buddies on the weekends, apparently. Fred and George. Enough said. Ron is best friends with Harry Potter. Harry is always on some Bull Shit. Ginny idolized the Twins growing up. Literally the only person who she doesn’t have to worry about getting arrested on a daily basis is Percy. Who commits treason in the 7th book.

Discourse: Willy Wonka is Old Testament God

Explain

Sings “if you want to view paradise, simply look around and view it,” then kicks people out for eating stuff he told them not to eat

clap your hands if you’re BISEXUAL and A LITTLE BIT OF A DUMBASS

DUMBASSES who SUPPORT BISEXUALS can clap too

NO

I know I already reblogged this, but that ^^^ gif made it perfect.

this is so horrifying that I cannot physically stop laughing

OH MY FUCKING GOD

 #WHY DOES IT KEEP GETTING WORSE I DON’T UNDERSTAND

OH MY FUCKING GOD NO

i wish to swim with the cranberries 

HE BROUGHT IT ON HIMSELF BY TALKING SHIT ABOUT THEIR PAD THAI