-SH

what business his watch got being that goddamn small

I love how Dwight from The Office ranks above Leto.

whenever i get low on money i start thinking really irrationally like what if i hadn’t spent that $10 back in 2004 

I BURST OUT FUCKING LAUGHING OMG

One of the most versatile actors in our time.

“political correctness should not exist in space” ye bc there its called basic manners and respect for other

wow

OH MY GOD

All I can think about is a vampire used to not seeing their reflection in mirrors for centuries, and one day they are just walking along and unknowingly pass a mirror backed with aluminum and THEY NEARLY SHIT THEMSELVES.

@thebibliosphere

whenever i see a frog on a lily pad im like yeah man… thats exactly where youre supposed to be

that’s what god says when he sees me crying in a taco cabana bathroom

people in fanfiction are so good at identifying v specific smells. I literally struggle to identify vanilla when I’m sniffing a candle labelled “VANILLA” how are these kids getting woodsmoke, rain, mint, and a whiff of byronic despair from a fuckin tshirt

Once I read a fic where they were like “he tasted like” and I’m expecting the typical formula (1 cooking ingredient + 1 natural phenomenon + “something uniquely [character name]”) but instead they said “he tasted like mouth” and it was one of the greatest fic moments of my life

How important do you have to be to have been “assassinated” instead of “murdered”?

That is…a good question

Thanks murder side of tumblr

I bet all the Hogwarts teachers get an unreal amount of “totally hypothetical” questions from students.

“Hey Slughorn wtf’s a horcrux? Just for laughs” -Voldemort

most underrated Doctor

His face.

@anidragon

i love how out of context each one of those smiles would seem genuine but in context you can feeeeeel the pain

He used to do the face all the time and it’s why he’s always been my favorite ever doctor.