Dan

I’m sorry but if you think “it’s impossible to make a joke nowadays without offending someone” then you were never funny in the first place. It’s really not that hard to be a little creative and come up with a joke that doesn’t dehumanize someone.

Treat spiders the way you want to be treated

Killed without hesitation

just wanna say, from the bottom of my heart, thor 4 dir. taika waititi

one of the things my little brother and i do to each other is announce our presence by yelling HEWWO??? whenever we get home but. this has now caused our dad to also, upon getting home from work, throw the door open and yell. in the daddest voice possible. HEWWO???

You Canned These Worms. Now Lie In It