Mads

sometimes older people get annoyed when i say "no problem" instead of "you're welcome" but the truth is it's literally not a problem

and sometimes you're not welcome

If you're hypermobile, be especially gentle.

they laid off the shrimp who fried rice. yeah. he’s out of wok now

you couldnt imagine what it was like to be 10 years old and listen to radioactive by imagine dragons

i swear if this is the second stupid sword picture post i make that gets to 10k i'll just go kill someone

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

Adhd is genuinely life ruining and not even for productive shit either, I've been sitting here wanting to listen to music and instead wasted five hours doing nothing. The music app is literally open I just have to reach over, grab my headphones, and press play. The easiest task in the entire world, and yet I can't do it