ghost of the cha cha slide

This is temporary. You have not stagnated. You are not a failure. You will heal, you will recover, you will have a beautiful life. It is waiting for you.

twitter is the only place i can go to when i want to see equally batshit takes from both 14 year old kinnies with picrew icons and tenured professors at top 10 universities

im not sure why a bunch of terfs felt the need to reblog this but this was about weirdos like the “bernie sanders was deliberately refusing to do emotional labor by wearing mittens” person who somehow had a PhD, and i want to be clear that any of you “gender critical” transphobic fuckwads who seem to have inferred otherwise can choke on glass

Have you ever wanted to take the ENTIRE uncut personality quiz from Pokémon mystery dungeon explorers of time/darkness/sky, without having to restart the game/have the game in general? Well, you’re in luck! I transferred the entire 64 question quiz to my uquiz, word for word!!! Have fun!!!

#the doll knows the furby is stronger

why are there bruises on my knees

i snuck into your house while you were sleeping and used one of those doctor reflex tester hammers to beat the shit out of your knees specifically

bad at drinking milk

cult of no personality. everyone worships you for being boring as hell

influencers

LOUDER

This is Staying In Your Own Lane 101

[internal dialogue] “What the- that guy’s got horns! That’s not normal. Well, not gonna ruin my day.”

actual role model

@spiritspodcast 

i see a capybara and my brain goes “capybapy” and there’s nothing i can do about it