tired mermaid knife girl

Thogs are a phylum of object defined by squat physique and rugged utilitarianism. A forklift is a thog. A wooden trunk is a thog. Some dogs are thogs. Warthogs are obviously thogs.

Thogs are a phylum of object defined by squat physique and rugged utilitarianism. A forklift is a thog. A wooden trunk is a thog. Some dogs are thogs. Warthogs are obviously thogs.

Nobody calls each other “terminally online” anymore. I think that’s because everyone is terminally online now. Jobless too. And ugly as fuck. Stains all over our shirts. Stupid as well

Can I hit or do I have to pay tribute to the rest of your polycule first

Twenty bushels of millet to milady with the neopussy. Twenty five to the it/she because it does the dishes most often.

I like how guns are useless against Japanese folk horror type monsters. There's no special gun you can make. You have to feed this thing your hair every night or it makes you drown yourself in a lake. You were fucked from the moment you acknowledged it.

hey tumblr, i'd really appreciate a few donations to pick up some groceries & if possible, get our overdue internet bill paid (currently using a hotspot) we've had some unexpected costs in june & july (not to mention a shocking power bill with these heat waves) and if you're financially secure enough then a few bucks from a few people would be really helpful. cashapp / paypal (& if you can't, reblogs are super important too!!)

friendly reminder that [the most cherrypicked interpretation of the text possible] <3

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