tired mermaid knife girl

Parading his big stupid unmoving chrome body around like a sainted reliquary

i gotta be real with you guys im just sort of stunned tumblr has been running an open-front ZenDesk form for tumblr TOS reporting this whole time that doesnt require any kind of validation except a fucking email address. this one fact alone explains every single "why did so and so get banned for no reason" event of the past X years. however it is equally baffling that i didnt notice it before now. i would say it is baffling they implemented it in the first place but like i said, the management of their website is verifiably not well

If I was drinking with the girls and someone threw a dog-bitten rock near me, I would ask the caster what's up. Why we throwing dog rocks?

if you're bored and want to do something simple but fulfilling I recommend wikisource's proofread of the month. you can help public domain works be transcribed to be more accessible for everyone! even just validating a few pages helps a lot and there's a bunch of simple guides on the site.

fuck. I just had my amazing digital breakfast.

Jesus Christ. I have to call my friends Jax, Pomni, Eel, Ragatha, Kingler, Crane, Zooble, Spiral, Whisper, Whimper, Dr. Curmudgeon, Cryptotheism, Hollow Mile, Randy, Dan Randy, Zooble, Zort, Grindr, Lucky, Fucker 2, Edwain, Sorceror, BattleMeal, Mr Beast, and all of the Amazing Digital Crew to warn them!!!

Teleporting does kill you but it also launches your soul through samsara in a sort of geostationary orbit velocity, so you reincarnate instantly.

I was too scared to be into makeup during my emo boy days. Now that I'm kind of a girl I understand eyeliner as a type of toy.

When your boss refuses to let you play with toys during work because that’s gay

When your boss makes you play with toys during work because not having trains all over your face makes you a “tyke”

Yeah you went to law school but you have to have to wake up and make a Lego fort every morning or people get mad. And if the fort is damaged you need to have backup legos with you at all times.

You know what dahling lets indulge a bit, pour me another glass of pussy.

Dahling you simply must explore the backrooms they're just brimming with all sorts of delightful little entities.

A lot of wooy-er occult types are resentful of the idea of objective reality because it stymies their desire to change things for the better. Constant noncommittal gestures to "well maybe images and thoughts are the same as reality in some special and secret way." But these notions can never reach escape velocity beyond the motions of brute matter.

We know basically nothing about the origins of the Hermetic Corpus but Christian H. Bull makes a tentative yet convincing argument that it was written by out-of-work Egyptian temple priests in the late Ptolemaic dynasties. Which is the exact same cultural milieu that gave us Zosimos of Panopolis. Their bodies of work have very similar blends of religious and cultural ideas. It makes a lot of sense that they were written under similar social pressures in a similar historical moment.

There should be more types of ovation. Spinning, prone, supplicating. We have barely scratched the surface of ovation techniques.