work 'em

i’m changing my name to Stupidest Most Dumbest Fucking Bitch Alive

How Do I Explain To My Cat That Stepping On My Boobs Hurts 

feel ok to me ? feet do not hurt

whaddup im jared im 19, and i never fucking learned how to read

reblog this post and tag it with how you like your steak, how you like your eggs, and how you like your coffee

PEOPLE TAGGING THIS POST RARE, OVER EASY AND BLACK REALLY ARE STRONGER THAN ANY OF US EVER WILL KNOW

current Mood: christian bale running naked down a hallway holding a chainsaw

male entitlement in academic spaces is so boring. can’t tell you how many times i’ve been in a class and a girl gives a short, insightful analysis, and then a dude raises his hand and says “jumping off of that…” then says literally the same thing she said but longer and worse.

dude.

‘I hate 1980s pop/electronic sounding/synthpop music’ why are you afraid of love