repatriate

Super in love with the thought of a petty and pouty fertility god and his serious high priestess who has to bully him into doing his job. The spring festival is coming up and people are wishing for a bountiful harvest and for their animals to breed successfully. Fertility god gets annoyed with all the requests, so priestess milks him of his cum and uses it to bless the fields and animals in his place. She tried caging him during the off season so he'd be extra needy when his powers were required, but that would release too much of his powers at once and the crops grew so big no one could harvest them, leaving them to rot in the field. So now she just milks him every sowing season. He's pouting and complaining the whole time, whining that humans only want him for his body, while priestess slowly teases his prostate with her fingers. Despite being a god, he makes no move to stop her.

‘puppy want a treat??’ puppy just wants one goddamn day without suffering

men who get embarrassed about their morning wood but can’t help but moan when you back yourself into it… they’re never shameful enough to push you away though, infact their tight grip on your waist only seems to beg you to come closer….

undiagnosing myself. there is nothing wrong with me i am #normal

and for the lady, perhaps a devout knight?

You look like you would let me do the most disgusting things to you if I told you that made me proud.

i love when boys get so turned on they can’t sit still they’re just squirming and whimpering and trying not to touch themselves it’s so cute

puppy play but i’ve got my chin resting on the couch and i stare at you longingly because you’re eating cheetos