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i’m at the point where watching tv shows i haven’t seen before qualifies as being productive

i have to be silly every day or my brain will start growing mold

has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

Happy centenary to a turtle biting off a cop’s toe.

reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead

i have mastered the art of stressing out and not caring whatsoever simultaneously

history makes me insane for thousands of years people have eaten and grieved and laughed and died and i can learn about it all inside my phone

Biting you (affectionate)

i like the phrases "it's not for me," "it's not my thing," and "i'm not the target audience" because they're the most concise way to express "this thing that you enjoy has merits but idgaf about it" without being aggressive

I would text you first but what if I annoy you?