it's funny because it's true

i can still hear the drums

36 grad und es wird noch heißer oder so.

i think I'm officially gonna pass out after this exam today.

lana being 41 now, got me thinking of how she gave birth to me when she was only 19 years old

he told me i reminded him of his sister.

we went from flirting to friends to flirting to me falling in love to him getting a girlfriend to him cutting me off to friends to flirting to having sex to friends with benefits to friends to just the benefits to ghosting to me being heartbroken

i thought i had a crush on this girl but then i realized that i mistook our connection for romantic love and i just never had a friend as great as her

social anxiety is never actually getting high when smoking weed because you're too scared to have a coughing fit when inhaling deeply

i wanted sex and what i got is a grown man with an anxiety attack

he said "well, that wasn't very attracitve, was it?" after he cried in my lap for an hour straight

in 2024 i wrote a diary entry that said "I'm dreaming myself into the beds of guys i don't even want to sleep with". the funny thing is that I was still a virgin back then

whenever i start posting cringe snapchat stories to get a reaction out of people, i download tumblr again and decide to rather do it anonymously

he told me that i should go see a therapist after I stated that I don't want to sleep with him