greg

this man has a pussy

gym sex time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(he played dirty and kneed Simon in The Bits- and while he did expect him to keel over, he did NOT expect him to go down with the most pathetic whimper known to man and start begging him for more once he was on the ground)

well well well if it isnt the quences of his conses...

these stupid gay fucks end up with their limbs tangled, simon bent in half and faces shoved into each other's arm pits

he n johnny have little sleepovers in their matching/coordinating booty shorts (because of COURSE they have matching/coordinating booty shorts) and they talk about their crushed and they talk about how they wanna get used by their crushes and then they jack off to their favorite porn together (bc of COURSE they have a shared porn folder, and it's always growing with stuff they've seen individually so they can watch it together) and then they kiss as they cum, and then they gotta clean up the spilled cum off each other (with their tongues, obviously) and then they kiss again and then they fall asleep cuddling

they do this at least once every week

BABY YOURE SO RIGHT

Simon Riley is a bottom, this is a hill I'll die on. Mans came from an abusive household and joined the army; he likes being told what to do. He needs to be told what to do, or else he ends up feeling unfulfilled afterwards, lying next to his partner all sweaty and gross and aching like a part of his soul is missing.

Johnny MacTavish is the bottomy-est of the bottoms, even more so than Simon. Only he's an absolute fucking menace about it. He doesn't go down easy. I imagine him having ADHD, so he needs to get all his energy out before completely submitting to someone, lest he get antsy when he's supposed to be sleepy and fucked-out. He's also a size king.

Kyle Garrick is a hard switch. He can fulfill any role that he needs to- he's flexible like that. He's also a size king (he n Johnny rule the size kingdom together and they kiss about it) and he's a fucking freak about it. Just because he's polite doesn't mean he's vanilla. Man is a kinky freak. He has kinks that even make Johnny (established freak) get flustered.

John Price is a top with very very few exceptions, and even in those exceptions he needs to have some hint of control or else he gets real fucking uncomfortable; like he has an itch under his skin that something isn't right. He's also the team cuck - god forbid a man have hobbies (those hobbies being watching his boys rile each other up til they're moaning and stupid and begging him to fuck them, ofc).

no I'm not projecting with any of this, you're crazy I'm so normal I swear

smoochies you mwahmwahmwah

john bottoms basically only for nikolai, big strong hairy arms wrapped around him make him feel safe enough to do so

on the almost impossible occasion that simon tops he still subs, he has to be dominant enough as a lieutenant, there's no way hes doing a single second more of that. if he can still move after having sex it's not enough, he needs to be completely exhausted

kyle is a certified Freak™, it's not even that he holds most of the kinks he's willing to indulge in, he's just very open and will do basically anything a partner asks of him

*puts you in my mouth and sucks you like a jawbreaker with a comical shlorp*

HI HELLO LOVE!!!!! MWAHWMAHMWAH

it backfires when he finds himself bent over the kitchen counter, gray sweats pulled down his thighs, kyle's head head buried between them