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i’ve never pretended to have good taste.. i know everything i like is garbage but i’m having a hell of a time!

Im a yellow rubber chicken and god is a 19 year old viner throwing me off of buildings and beating me with unusual objects to make me scream for the enjoyment of his followers. send post.

FUCK YOU FUCKING FUCK YOU FUVK WHY FUVK THIS WHY

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i am a simple man. i see vampires and i lose my shit

i am a simple man. i see vampires and i lose my shit

son of a bitch everythings real

with my brain small, my meat huge, my pain endless, i tread onwards

mentally i’m a fairy but physically i’m a goblin

what is this

yall realize diversity isnt just white people and then one poc right? the world is full people of different races and cultures and not representing that in your characters is. gross lol

it is absolutely required that white people rb this

my dad was saying how he thinks that at every birthday after 18 more and more things should become legal. so by the time you’re like 60 you finally get your meth and arson liscence

if you make it to 100 instead of getting a card or whatever it is from the queen you get to commit treason

your dad is a fucking innovator

hey for no reason whatsoever at what age would i completely hypothetically be able to murder jeff bezos

legal at birth next question