lowkey i just killed all innocents

notice how no one died

reblog this to pet the user you reblogged from please

Job satisfaction at all time high for "slime girls who work full time as incredibly skintight sentient body suit for girls" what the industry can learn from this record breaking trend.

why are people giving ranni elden ring huge tits. fuck her flat doll chest like intended

passing in public makes me feel like white shrek

the dick sucking cuddler would like to rest its head on your tummy with no ulterior motive whatsoever

the girl who is trapped in my computer and phone should be trapped in my arms and bed instead

Can I hit or do I have to pay tribute to the rest of your polycule first

Twenty bushels of millet to milady with the neopussy. Twenty five to the it/she because it does the dishes most often.

girl with ptsd voice: hey, so something really bad is gonna happen, right? you guys are picking up on that too, yeah? The other shoe is about to drop, I just know it.

warping back to firelink after spending two hours trying to beat Dancer of The Boreal Valley and when you turn around from the bonfire the Firekeeper is sitting on the steps with her skirt pulled up and is just absolutely going wild on her hog jacking off louder and sloppier than anyone has ever jacked off in history and she doesn't stop as you go about your chores in the shrine because she's blind and doesn't notice you enter and it's obvious from the mess and the way Karla and the shrine handmaiden react that she's been at this the whole time you've been gone

im glad we're mostly out of the "girls are so soft uwu" era. it was really hard for me to go through as a girl with a segmented carapace covered in hundreds of tiny barbs

the demon princess (malice in her heart, no altruism) would like to curl up on your lap for a few hours