Ghost Fork

1.    Allison - got sent into another decade while mute and decided to fuggin fight racism anyway, biggest pp energy 

 2.    Vanya - can literally control energy but was also briefly attracted to a guy named Lennard so not nr 1 

3.    Klaus - single handedly won over the entire fandom despite being done so dirty by the  writers room, also he fought in Vietnam that one time but that’s whatever 

4.    Ben - Can summon fucking demons and died because of one, put up with klaus’ wacc decisions for 10+ years, but simped for a girl he’d never talked to in season 2 so also not nr 1 

5.    Diego - a bottom, but didnt simp for lila so he maintained some pp energy 

6.    Five - went through puberty twice, simps for a doll, didn’t stan aj smh, very small pp energy. 

Raymond chestnut - leading a human rights activism group automatically gives you enormous pp energy

Dolores - dealt with Five’s shit, for 30 years. Absolute war hero

AJ Carmichael - he’s a fish but his metaphorical pp is grand i’m telling you, he demoted the handler with class and everything. Only thing not giving him the highest is his stupid ass last name

Elliott - helped his kidnappers out and offered them jello, was connecting dots like a pro before even meeting any of the main characters,  but sir why does ur name have 2 t’s you’re too epic to have lame enough parents to spell your name like that

Hazel & Chacha - Literal badass assassins, they’re lower on the list because they wore furry masks that one time

Sissy Cooper - she’s a cottagecore lesbian what else is there to say

Herb/Agnes - legends and sweethearts, helped everyone out like fucking bosses

Eudora Patch - dealt with Diego’s bullshit like a fuggin bosssssss, kinda boring tho, has casual big pp energy

Grace - a robot so no pp but her aesthetic is powerful enough to put everybody’s else’s pp energy to shame

The handler - captured, emotionally tormented and vored AJ, we do not stan, has cool clothes but vore gives everyone -1000 pp points i don’t make the rules

Lila pitts - she’s too op she’s gotta be compensating for something

The Swedes - also badass assassins but one of them is literally named Shoulder & they messed up their one Speaking Swedish Scene with absolutely horrendous American accents, like barely distinguishable as swedish, that’s how bad it was, and it took place in a sauna - which is a  f u c k i n g  Norwegian thing or something, not swedish, smh

Sir Reggie - Not even human probably doesn’t even have a pp, did insult Luther though so kudos

Pogo - boring, probably never worked on his pp energy a day in his life