gast but homestuck

the best part of this post is undeniably that it was made by toby fox

homestuck, for all its insanity, still has the best quotes, my favorite being “the circle of stupidity is complete”

mine might be that one karkat rant like ‘your vehicle is parked squarely in the ‘nobody gives a fuck’ zone’

“Yes sir we are literally under siege by planet fucking Jupiter.”

“shit. let’s be santa”

“i’m 13 u egg”

That might be the saddest thing I’ve ever heard get said.

Well you see, the explanation is perfectly simple and scientific.  It was because shut up.  Shut up is why.

I’d throw it in the lava but that would be a waste of melting

“How old are you?” “6” “Goddamn”

Kick it barak

TIME TO RENDEZVOUS WITH MY HOMIE KILLA AND DROP THE SPECIAL SCIENCE ON HIM

time to fly up away into the sun you fucknig piece of gargbage

KARKAT: THAT SOUNDS SUPER! DOESN’T THAT SOUND SUPER KANAYA? KANAYA: No KARKAT: I THINK I SPEAK FOR KANAYA WHEN I SAY IT SOUNDS Really Fucking Super.

“You have a hat full of bomb, a fist full of penis, and a head full of empty” is my favorite tbh

@pacifriske

“This is exactly why babies shouldn’t be allowed to dual wield flintlock pistols”

God launders in mysterious ways.

today is the only day i regard this post fondly. and i love that just around this time it explodes with notes and my activity is clogged with everyones additions of quotes.

that was one of the shortest hospital stays of my life, but the highlight of the whole event is that i got the paramedics to read homestuck and listen to lemon demon.

John.

what's up?

this reads like a post i would see in 2014. i feel transported

ok but op how did this come about. were you so boring to treat that they asked for webcomic recommendations. did you promise to calm down if they recited your holy texts. what

i was stabbed a little and i thought if he read homestuck to me i'd fade out quicker. i'm kinda ugly so he agreed.

i think something i havent really seen examined in the way john and karkat mirror eachother is that karkat is someone who is both incredibly rude and abrasive but also he deeply and truly cares about basically everything and everyone all the time, whereas john is generally nice and fun to be around, but has a hard time really caring about anything that's happening around him. on some level we know he does care, but when it comes down it in both of their doomed game timelines, karkat is panicking and sobbing over his lost friends and frantically trying to fix things, while john is apathetically wandering around watching the world disintegrate around him. if karkat had seen terezi die the way john did, it probably would have haunted him for the rest of his life. and john just rolls his eyes and makes sure to remind terezi's corpse how fucking weird she was

Something something Breath being the aspect of individuality and detachment and Blood being the aspect of community and relationships