wait a minute

it’s amazing how women are able to navigate crowded rooms without ever touching a palm to a man’s lower back

I feel like not enough people realize that people under enormous strain act really really fucking Weird

I can read faster than you can talk and these videos are wasting my time.

my name is Fucked Bastard and my special talent is not going to make it

idk man sometimes i like it when video game writers are allowed to plan a series of events that happen in a specific order and affect each other in turn to become an overarching narrative, and i don’t mind trusting those writers to take me through those events in the order that is emotionally effective. i don’t really care if a game forces me to go through the forest area first before i can attempt the icy area because maybe there’s things that happen in the forest area that inform later scenes in the icy area. maybe we don't need more superficial player choice open world concepts if it comes at the cost of the ability to write a story with actual significant plot events and character development in each section

maybe it’s bc you’re always on that damn vibrator

they dont tell you this but you carry your upset younger self in you like a parasitic twin

i love leaning into a bad feeling #mytwistingknife

3-5 turkey vultures will soon be dispatched to your location.

adding geologist to my resume after hitting rock bottom

not naming names but some of you are so creative and talented it's an honor to have you in my phone

Hey all, while we're busy normalizing women with hairy legs, hairy armpits and bushy pubes, let's also normalize women with hairy upper lips, hairy chins, hairy side burns, hairy chests, and all the other places where women are supposedly magically hair-free.

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

Reblog to materialize $250,000 in prev's bank account

also part of growing up is realizing that the embarrassing music you liked in your early teen years still goes hard as hell

Oh! The intimacy of adopting each other’s vocabulary.

t-shirt with the words “high-functioning corpse” printed on it