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Let me introduce myself to you!

My name's Esther, and this is the space where I talk about my favorite obsession: BillFord.

I write. I write sometimes, I swear. And if you like what I write I accept requests.

Some of my other interests might leak, like mythology, books, music, other tv series, activism and memes. Often they're mixed up.

I have another blog where I post all my other things and mainly aesthetics: @esthergravityfalls

I always like to talk, and believe me, I'll talk.

For now that's it, I'll add something more later. Ciao!

#my presentation #i/me/myself #billford #gravity falls #bio

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I want love and I want to be loved and I want someone and I want to love that someone and I hope someday I'll get it

#yesterday my friends told me so many nice things and I'll be forever grateful to them #but sometimes I wonder what it would feel like to have my romantic love reciprocated #i want it so much that it hurts

utopians

duuuuuude you have GOT to come out tonight we're enacting cruelty upon those who have transgressed so badly that we can justify any act against them... and you KNOW we're interpreting our delight as moral righteousness... Yeah it's fucking crazyyyyyyy get an Uber

robertfagden

a tumblr mutual is a type of soulmate

bbellalala

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angelbloggerqueen

yellow-cat

the reason that wounds that break the skin hurt is because its always supposed to be dark inside your body and when your blood sees sunlight for the first time it gets scared. and that causes the pain. or maybe it doesnt

willpressleverfordopamine

Sorry to be contrarian but I really fucking like TVL. I like what they're doing. I like the writing. I like the pacing. I am excited for more. I can't wait to see what it's all leading to.

And I am tired of all this complaining. You're throwing away a meal you snatched before the cook was able to add all the ingredients.

anxietyrobot

hmmmm bill with a thing for glasses and he gets mad as fuck when ford tries to take them off when they’re getting intimate

stemmmm

tempusedax-rerum

It makes sense. His hat and bowtie are a part of his body.

mrotiski

international cut your hair like your icon day how screwed are you

gfanlocalcryptid

I'm fine

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dr-gaytorius

Ok I'll bite. you are bleeding now

kendallroyjenner

Barbara Kruger // The Passenger (2023)

#me when sports #and when guys I know fight/play #like just admit you want to touch each other

its-funnytwittertweets

kookyburrowing

Steal something from my house

Recurve bow

Wooden carved copy of Andúril

Antique Superman comics

Wooden automaton I made

Beowulf (translated by Seamus Heaney)

my little brother (annoying)

Completed sketchbook from my senior year of high school

Voting ended onJun 17

tagging @blueberry-ry @mocktortis @riding-with-the-wild-hunt

mocktortis

prev your sketchbook sounds cool

i would like to steal your...

Fearbook Venus McFlytrap with handpainted legs (by me)

black skull candle

cool hat with paper clips sewn to it

red pointe shoes (will only fit if you have small but wide feet)

bass (instrument)

anatomically correct squid snuggly

Voting ended onJun 19

@julpernulper @the-house-on-ash-tree-lane @threeeyedharemp3 @thatrandomartistjavi @the-lavender-creator

the-house-on-ash-tree-lane

your squid is now mine

theive from me ?

“one man yaoi” fight club image printed on a school printer

sofabed that fits perfectly under my loft

saw, saw ii, saw iii, saw iv, and saw vi special editions on dvd

ceramic cat painted to look like my old cat binx

fancy victorian-esque mirror i got at goodwill for 8$

thrice-annotated copy of welcome to night vale by joseph fink and jeffrey cranor

the complete calvin and hobbes

Voting ended onJun 23

@moldfucker @dogboycarriebrownstein @zz0mbiex @jinglyjangly-theclowm @desolendate @hopelessplutonium @jame-dumb and anyone else who sees this and wants to :)

pavilarg0

Thank you for the tag !! I am taking your Fight Club Image

steal from the jamie

Grace Chasity's "cancel homec*mming" sign

Tiny trans flag in a cup

Basket hanging from the ceiling

Tiny paper Veronica Sawyer, also hanging from the ceiling

Copy of The Silence of the Lambs, 2/3 annotated

Voting ended onJun 23

@necr0-th1ng @believeinthe-enemy + anyone else who wants to do this

stephanieyumyum

robbing you of your ceiling basket

steal from me?

lava lamp

half bedazzled pokespe volume 4

a glass

pile of notecards

spongebob musical script

Voting ended onJun 17

@chaotic-olm @fishinyourwalls @that-bookworm-bitch and open tags!!

that-bookworm-bitch

I am takeing your lava lamp for sure, also this reminds me that I should make the Grace sign fr I completely forgot about that prop!

What would you steal?

A half made halogear padel

collection of lords in black figurines

projector that connects to your phone

mamma Mia script that I forgot to turn in

pokotho mask+ memorabilia

Voting ended onJun 17

@visualisvery @engag3d @onyx-plutos-moon @finnthepartyboy @differentsublimephantom and open tangs :3

differentsublimephantom

BOOKWORM GIMMIE THAT PROJECTOR

Uhhhh okay

Take Phantoms stuff

My medium sized Audrey ||

My calico cat Billie

My glass jellyfishes that glow in the dark

My ghostbusters firehouse toy from 1987

My The Lego Movie character minifigs

Voting ended onJun 18

@tylwer34567 @centracks @mawgieluvr @professional-termite

mawgieluvr

I'm taking Audrey II I'm sorry she's too cute

What would you steal?

You're taking...

My House of 1000 Corpses figure set signed by Rob, Sherri, Bill, and Rainn

My giant devil Build-a-Bear

My 3D printer

My Warrior Cats plushies

My big bin of LPS

Voting ended onJun 18

@damage-incorp0rated @murdocs-sunshine666 @raydiotower

murdocs-sunshine666

Hey...nice LPS Bin-WOAH WHERE DID IT GO?!??!!

I say with an LPS bin shaped throat

what shall you take?

Giant lobster plush

Giant Alien plush

My fridge

Neon Green Bass Guitar

My sister's bin of perfume

Voting ended onJun 18

@aliceangellover69 @hardliquorrr @jaxdabomb @literallylucyray @tokipokidoki @stitchyysmain @thatolliefann @nathyr699

Using my taglist, sorry!!!

jaxdabomb

What are you taking..?

My customized Spamton plush

My customized Caine plush

My Warden (superjail) Shrine (NOOOOO PLEASE)

My tv

My Gorillaz Merch

My ita bag (SOBS NO)

Voting ended onJun 24

YOU MONSTERS DONT TAKE MY SHRINE..I also took your alien plush, sorry not sorry alto ♥

UH...@meelk-wayy @byakuyasxbeloveddd uh..OPEN TAGS!!!!

otlantispearlxox

Ur ita bag <3 srryyy <333

Fun fact i asked my mum for one for Christmas and i still haven’t got it-

Take…

My bigass plastic waterbottle

My pebble and pink macaroon jellycat :(

A chocolate frog from hp thats jst sitting on my shelf- i dont even like hp now-

A drawing of one of my ocs an irl made me for my bday :3

My danganronpa 1 manga (please dont how do u expect me to live without my F/O :(

Voting ended onJun 24

3 - Idak if ive even finished the chocolate yet its jst in its little box-

5 - /lh

@yippee-tippee @ev1lgoob @cutestflufff @cobezzramblezz @rittydoll @bleper +anyone else

cobezzramblezz

that plastic water bottle is mmmmmine now. warder.

okay now someone steal one thing from my room

whatchu stealing from the corner

Waterboy yume shrine (nooo please don’t 💔)

Whimsical ceramic kitty cat I made for middle-school art class

Guitar

My kandi collection

Ominous Daisuke Painting That's Half My Height (tm)

Voting ended onJun 20

tagging @otlantispearlxox again…

+ my other moots @fatboysmackingass @avenaconcanela @mulchgangfr @ldajo @lys1th3a uhhhh i have the memory of a wet paper towel open tags wink wink

ldajo

show me this ceramic kitty

раздача на спавне:

billiard ball number 10(or 01)

ceramic frog bowl with a mushroom inside

alt-market zines

button hair clips

four volumes of chainsawman

Voting ended onJun 20

@krisstriderofficial hi @misha-chichirkin

krisstriderofficial

your ceramic frog bowl is mine now!

what are you stealing from me?

Sketchbook

Dog named Ollie

My 2002 jeep

my earbuds

All my cat accessories

Voting ended onJun 26

@somniphobiainc @sofphiaa @brodentist :3

y'all can't have my jeep

sofphiaa

i take your jeep and give you my jeep thats 2-4 years older

What are yall stealing from me?

Pride Flag (You cant have my trans flag its not for sale)

Random water bottle

My gay ass

Theater Notebook

Folder filled with french shit

A small pan flag that I accidentally drew upside down

Voting ended onJun 26

@krisstriderofficial @imjunebitch @rapidlydecayingcorpse @whatifimnothuman

whatifimnothuman

im taking you.

What are you taking from me??

my bat pillow/plush

all of my books (nonono)

My dusty mga's miniverse collection that I haven't touched in forever

My purple mushroom ghost mug

my lavalamp

my skeleton poster

Voting ended onJun 20

I dont have a lot of cool stuff. It helps that im poor

@riversareflowing @thatonebrackletdog @averageao3enjoyer @len-the-antagonist @constantlyenchantedmimic @confusedfroggirl @queer-enby-cat01123 +all of my other mutuals, im sorry I dont remember you, I dont remember anyone 😭😭 also im too lazy to go back and check. Sorryyyy

averageao3enjoyer

I’m taking ur skeleton poster

What are you taking from me???

My various animal plushies

My dog, Maisie

My 1953 edition of The works of Shakespeare

My 6 hidden lighters

My adventure time poster

Me✨

Voting ended onJun 20

Moots: @oranjesoranjesoranjes @itz-pingu-lol @itzzzlychee @lethallyunfunny @adventures-of-impala @frogshroomsarentadrug-offical @smallestcheese @iminahundredfandoms @weirdo-offical @zianathebi @crims0nr0s3 @notscammingyou

iminahundredfandoms

Ima take those plushies pls >:3

What are you gonna take from me ^^

My switch light

My Izuku Midoriya figure

My Breath of the wild painting

My Sketchbooks

My weighted blanket ^^

My IKEA shark

Voting ended onJun 20

Moots: @wretchedcha0ss @eevee1218 @t1meislimited @i-love-inspector-gadget @itsrainingcatss @oldtreejuice-offical @vickysnowpawz +anyone else who wants to do it ^^

wretchedcha0ss

Yo that shark is mine twin

what are you taking?

shadow the hedgehog squishmallow

batman wall light

beanie babies collector’s package

wall of posters

spider-man prints from 1994

Voting ended onJun 26

@vict1mthree

v1ctimthree

What are you taking?

record player

Camcorder

Vr headset

pc

Voting ended onJun 20

@decaying-appleseeds

@clownfish-casino

@shadowmilksmalewife

decaying-appleseeds

My camcorder now ❤️

Now… Which are you taking?

Sydplush

Giant miles morales squishmallow

Bottle cap collection

Assortment of pretty candle jars

Bunk bed (noo don’t take my whole bed ☹️)

Voting ended onJun 20

@justamoonstar @clownfish-casino @jadealaide @pixelpawsisaweirdname @moss-the-mushroom

pixelpawsisaweirdname

what yoink

massive Sonic plush

signed Michal Kovach print

worm on a string earrings

big pride flag

all 6 Scott Pilgrim comics

rocks I painted to look like Rocky from phm

gameboy advance

fingerless gloves

cool star eyeliner

Voting ended onJun 22

@foxlikescereal @thatthingwiththerats @cosmicbrown1es @sstrang3crypt1d

cosmicbrown1es

i ahd to wait until i got home to do this i have so mucb stuff in my room lol this isnt even close to all of it

what are you stealing

pink chappell roan american flag

i saw the tv glow polaroids that came with the dvd

microphone + mic stand

will wood slouching towards bethlehem poster

hanging vines with fairy lights

shitty keyboard

messenger bag with a million pins/buttons

Voting ended onJun 21

@arteei @linguinemunch @centipaw @moritztozier @doktorcringenfailen @classicalangelzz + OPEN TAGS!

doktorcringenfailen

uhm okay uhm uhh uhm

pick one you tack

colour printer (perpetually low on magenta ink)

blahaj. i think there’s supposed to be an accent but eh

uhhhhhh ringlight i use as a night light

Voting ended onJun 23

come hither @idylls-oftheking @nat20charismasave @noelgrubershungryhombremeal and uhm @stiefelspup ithink.

noelgrubershungryhombremeal

everyone take something!

stuffed animal hammock

suitcase record player

BARBIE DREAMHOUSE

my cats california and charlotte

my two gay build a bear dads and their son jared

Voting ended onJun 21

@cleantowels2 @sillycar3000 @steve-ve @r0tveil @ramenaxolotl2 @maybe-eat-spahgetti @whizzerbrown77 +open tags!

whizzerbrown77

ur cats california and charlotte

what are you stealing?

cborle cardboard cutout

wicked + wicked for good posters

framed picture of dom simpson in a bunny costume

invincible calendar

andrew rannells hatai cardboard cutout

mini jeremy jordan cardboard cutout

rocky horror game

Voting ended onJun 21

@i-am-mendel-falsettos @whizzingwinner @silllylittlecatt @freaknix @march-of-the-finsettos @momkinley @pappppaya @poet-queen12 @andrewrannellsfr @barelyapersonatall-deactivated2 +open tags and anyone I missed

pappppaya

i will be taking your miniature jeremy jordan cutout <3

What r u sstealing from me?

fat chiikawa plushie

my blue 2005 ipod mini

newsies poster

conan gray hoodie

my limited edition barbie deluxe fashion dolls

falsettos poster

Voting ended onJun 24

@noelgrubershungryhombremeal @hamilfan3 @redfinch-newsies

@kraliosis @viscupcakecait +open tag!!

viscupcakecait

what are you stealing???

original heathers poster from etsy

my lamda awards (all distinction) hung up on my wall because i’m performative

empty box of grethers

plastic baggie of rescue remedy pastilles that taste like deodorant

beat up ballet slippers

signed legally blonde playbill

fluffy star pillows

makeup bag with sausage dogs on it

large pile of books with sentimental value

large basket of laundry that somehow never gets put in the wash

Voting ended onJun 22

@extra-extra-unhinged @atthispointeverythingischaos @raviankaivao @rickythegreenbean @crazy-may

raviankaivao

what's worth taking

conan gray merch wall

vampire blood candle

scripts of almost every show ive been in

monkey sock plushie

cannabis incense

broken bag i made and sold at a young entrepreneurs market

Voting ended onJun 28

@everyonepleasejoin

ireadmorethantalk

I offer my wares like a high security store room. (thats not locked at all)

about 100 mushroom themed items

153 books

4 little rocky (phm) figurines (1 3d printed, 3 air dry clay)

a frick frack amount of odd craft supplies

a tree made out of butcher paper and ivy fairy lights

a wall fully papered with dictionary pages

a window that always floods

those little glow in the dark stars

Voting ended onJun 28

@mallowmeltmiasma @starrwrites @crocus-offical @turtleduck-in-mordor @tall-mermaid @lyra-carlyle @stayweirdalways @bunnybelovedsblog

stayweirdalways

Im taking those Rockys for SURE

pick something from my room

botanical posters (in French)

Starry night circle puzzle

bulletin board with all sorts of fun things on it

Galaxy projector thing

Big ol box of shells

teensy rosebushes in pots

legos. So many legos

paper hydrangeas I made one time

Voting ended onJun 29

@gravity-falls-fanatic89 @fangirlingpuggle + anyone who wants to join

gfanlocalcryptid

I'm taking the rose bushes, they sound so cute!

pick something form my room

The Book of Bill

Bill Cipher wheel clock

my hannigram poster

seashell candles (I poured wax into seashells (it worked))

my tarot cards and Gemstones

my pencil sharpener that survived middle school and still works

my secret journals (I've kept them since 7th grade)

my friendly neighbor Totoro plushie

One (1) pound (£) I own

Voting ended onJun 27

@nekcihcetaruccayllacilbib @completely-sane-scientist @flo-nelja @basilfly @parhe1ion @lonelysa1lor @lucifer-kc @unsightlymuse @its-the-ratdawg and whoever else wants to join

#i/me/myself #tag game

roaldamundsen

never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man

roaldamundsen

?

roaldamundsen

can people stop saying insane things on this post

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transgenderer

its kind of sad that bugs are so weak. it dishonors their noble biology. i guess this is is why crustaceans are so admirable. imagine for a moment, an unsquishable bug. such is the way of the crab

pankendev

there are places in the world today that are experiencing 40°C for the first time in recorded history. of course there's no way to know whether chucking billionaires into volcanos will appease the sun god but i feel we're doing the scientific method a disservice if we don't at least try

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