no daddy kink

*me in college* this isn’t anything like hazehim

We blindfolded 15 homophobes and asked them to hit piñatas with a stick. The piñatas were actually deadly Asian giant hornet nests. What happens next will warm your heart.

*moans when im stretching to let all the boys get a taste of what it is like to fuck me*

black shits on some tubby custard

One of my favourite headlines about the Corona Virus in Germany is how the participants of Big Brother have no idea what’s going on. They moved in on February 6 and haven’t had access to any news since then. And nobody is allowed to tell them.

don’t cry bro your balls are so big ❤️

sometimes big balls get heavy but I can carry them for you bro ❤️

I thought this was saying his son’s name was Yoga Mat!!

The king of the gods, yoga mat

Bro.... What if we.... No this is stupid.... Well... What if you.... Turned me into a vampire.... And we were ethical vampires.... And seduced rich people to put us in their wills... Then sucked them dry.... And redistributed their wealth to the people...? While we're in gay love bro 😳

They slipped Tobias Fünke’s ANUSTART in there and ya’ll just let it happen