Bermuda Squares

he meant sickening in the way gays say it

Remember.

that’s AMEEZING

I literally think about this every day

Men are bus schedules

how

Always lying

acting like ‘everytime we touch’ is the only cascada song that bangs is ‘evacuate the dancefloor’ erasure

cascada walked so carly rae jepson could run

Why do Spotify friends exist? So they can see my ABHORRENT taste in music at 2am on a Tuesday? So they know I have played Party In The USA on a loop for three weeks? So they know all my faults and weaknesses? Why is this a feature.

Guys really be out here thinking I won’t smash a wine bottle over their head

I recommend a beer bottle or a glass tumbler. Wine bottles are very hard to shatter, and you’re more likely to split a man’s skull open and cause permanent “attempted murder”-type brain damage, and you want to teach them a lesson not, like, become a convicted felon.

Nice, Thanks for the tip! I’m not a pussy and i can bury a body, but this could help someone else!