If you don't get

My wingspan is 6'6"

cheating is not “bound to happen” i’ve been alive almost 24 years and not once have i ever thought “hey i wonder what it’d be like to go outside of my relationship and destroy a persons self esteem and ability to trust”

what drugs have you done

I’m so tired of hearing takes on why Lizzo faces the backlash that she does because almost everyone is disingenuous. They either pretend it’s ONLY because she’s fat and black or they pretend it couldn’t possibly have anything to do with racism or fat phobia, and the real answer is both.

Deadass the funniest fucking part of Aladdin is when the Sultan goes “ah, Jafar, my most trusted advisor” and it cuts to Jafar like this: