daddy nietzsche

every sunday this thing gets a new wave of notes

I’m making bread

in bold countermove, PornHub announces new coffeehouse AU fanfiction category

Mmmm watcha say

just to be clear, I’m staying here as long as this site functions. I have 0 intentions of deleting this blog, I will go down with this ship if only to see exactly how bad it gets

tumblr is the titanic and we’re the band playing

are you going to make shoelaces as well

so we don’t have to steal them from the president

Bad addition to an already bad post

QUICK, SOMEONE BRING IN SHERLOCK

you have until december 17 to be horny. after that it’s illegal

do you ever get so annoyed at everything that you start to get pissed off at even little things like a spoon clinking against a bowl or sounds of people talking  

I think it’s called sensory overload. It’s really common in people with anxiety

it can also be a result of sleep deprivation, stress, or ever dehydration !!

thanks i thought i was just a bitch

me in the mornings & me omw to work

Y’all ever just stay emo forever to flex on those who said it was a phase?

Im gonna hold an egg in my mouth for 2 hours to challenge myself.

OGAHAGSIGf

my best quality is that i torture myself and not others

so apparently my friend owns a haunted photograph and he’s literally just told me this after two fucking years when he KNOWS how much i love haunted artefacts i can’t believe the audacity