100 Dialogue Prompts: Part 2
We did it amigos. Another list! I am so grateful that you all are sharing your ideas to help inspire others (faith in humanity restored)
âWhere is my fucking pudding?!â
âI thought we agreed to never use butter for that reason againâŚâ
âWell if itâs the guy who never shuts up about toilet paper!â
âHoney, did you see my sniper rifle?â
âGod damn it he died. Whatever. Just leave him there.â
âListen, I know youâre upset, but please put down the baking soda before someone gets hurt.â
âLook, about the monkeyâŚâ
âI donât understand! I only used a finger.â
âItâs not as hard as you think, I promise.â
âwell this is what i call hell of a nightâ
âHow could an entire school disappear?â
âWhat do you mean the brownies are "not quite browniesâ?â
"Yes, I understand that its cool, but why does your toaster have wings?â âWell its alive of course. It flies.â
âDonât turn that on!â
âWaitâŚIâm also- technically- underage and youâre a strangerâŚshould I be screaming also?â
âI though you meant "literallyâ metaphorically. â
"Ok so donât get mad but I might have started a war.â
âGood morning⌠I see the assassins failed again.â
âYouâre a murderer, how are you working at a hospital?â
âThat cat just stole my cereal!â
âDid you see that? Please tell me you saw it.â
âHey, can you stop shooting people right now? Weâre trying to sleep.â
âTHIS IS WHY WE CANâT HAVE NICE THINGS KEITH!â
âIf you think Iâm leaving you and your demon eyes and evil horns youâre wrong.â
âWhat do you mean, this isnât Earth?â
âDamn it, ____! Not peanuts again!â
âWhy did I just press the big red button?â
âSo tell me again why this dead body is being sent to Goodwill?â
âLucifer, I know that we said we would share rent but you never said anything about your brother living with us.â
âGod dammit, Iâm supposed to be a bat! Why the hell am I a possum, Karen?!â
âSarah, whereâs the dog?â âUp in space?â
âYou had only one job and it wasnât even a difficult task, but seriously, how did you end up like this!?â
âWell I never said I WASNâT going to kill the bartender âŚâ
âI mean, it was only a small eldritch being, so it wasnât that badâŚâ
âI think thereâs a new lifeform evolving in my fridge.â
âCan we have lunch now, or do you still want to continue looking at dead people?â
âI canât believe you ate my cheeseâŚweâre overâ
âSometimes I wonder why weâre still friends.â âBecause I turned you into a cyborg after being shredded by an explosion and you owe me.â ââŚFair enough.â
âWell, I didnât quite expect to wake up pregnant either and yet⌠here we are, so can you please pass me that can of bread?â
âOk, I know I said âYou can throw a hairbrush at themâ, but I didnât actually mean it!â
âWhen I told you to feed the dog I didnât expect you to feed him the neighbors cat.â
âClearly, youâve never gotten rid of a body beforeâŚâ
âThis sort of thing never happened when I was dating your brother.â
Sometimes, I wonder about you. And then I worry.â
â Wait, wait, wait, start from the very beginning. how did you manage to set the house on fire with that??â
"For fucks sake, dude, how many times do I have to tell you that thatâs not what penises are for?â
âOne womanâs terrorist is another womanâs freedom fighter.â
âThis isnât right⌠the humans shouldnât be able to move on their own.â
âWhy is unicorn blood on our shopping list?â
âMust you unhinge your jaw like that when you eat? Itâs disgusting.â
âYouâve violated the law, my trust, and your friend. Tell me, why should I believe anything you say?â
âNo, no donât open the fridge, I need to keep they eyeballs cold.â
âdid he break his jaw again by falling down a flight of stairs?â âPassive aggressive much?â
âFor the last time, put the declaration of independence back!â
"That isnât permanent, right?â
âYou know, ripping someoneâs beating heart right out of their chest with your bare hand looks cool in anime, but irl itâs just unsanitaryâŚâ
âShe didnât tell youâ âTell me whatâ âHeâs deadâ
âBut his dad is an assholeââ âHIS AUTHOR IS AN ASSHOLEâ
âYou are here and you havenât tried to kill me yet. You must want something from me.â
âThe salesperson made a flying tentacle monster sound a lot more alluring, I swear!â
âOkayâŚthe radiator just growled at meâ
âDude, were you listening to me? Why are you barking?â âIâm not barking. I thought YOU were barking!â
âHow did you get that bump on your lipâ
âBuddy. You need to chill, and put that knife away before I get out my gun.â
â â I dare you to take your shirt off" â noâ â I doubledare youâ âNoâ âI tripledare youâ â god dammit Steve , im not wearing a Shirt!ââ
"Why the fuck are there founding fathers in our living roomâ
âGirls only say 'I will not dignify that with a response.â when theyâve done the thing youâve just accused them of.â âDo you know this, because youâve done it?â âI will not dignify that with a response.â
âThey think weâre terrible but really weâre only mediocreâ
âYouâd think by now weâd stop bringing death into these things. Look at them, they have anxiety!â
âOk, first of all asshat, stop touching me. Second, that is never going to work out! Third, stop TOUCHING me.â
âSo if I do understand, youâre telling me that you created insects robots. The same one that destroyed the city. â
âWhy is THIS in your fridge? This is some serious contraband.â
âPlease tell me youâre joking about marrying the bastardâs son we call Satan.â â Donât talk about your mother like that!!â
âDid you explode the microwave again?!â
"Honey whereâs the dog?â âLike I said, Iâm making a smoothie.â
âFifteen bucks you canât hook up with Satan.â âMake it twenty.â
âI donât know, maybe because he has some semblance of taste?
"What could possibly make you think eating three tons of cheese for the mice in radiation-test labs was okay?!â
âWho actually let the dogs out?â
âHey, you donât know how many bodies are buried in my backyard.â
âI told you to kill me.â âI did. Just this morning.â âWell, shit!â
âSo⌠This isnât the end, is it? I mean I still want to hang out with you at least. Maybe go for another space adventure, hm?â
âIâm sorry, it was the HEAT OF THE MOMENT,â
"Hey, wanna go out for a romantic moonlight killing spree?â
âSo, youâre into âŚ..? Huh, I never wouldâve known.â
âDid you hear that scream?â âYes, Iâm the one who screamedâ
âWhat are you doing?â
âBut really, why would anyone need two dozen armadillos?â
âYou canât keep 'solvingâ your problems by going to another dimension!â
âI still canât believe you assassinated a unicorn.â
âWait, you have FOUR knives?â âNo, no. I have four knives ON me.â
âIâve killed a man using only a copy of Hamlet and a computer mouse. I am NOT afraid of you!"Â
"What the hell are those?â
âAre you sure youâre not an arsonist?â
âI know, right? Youâd suspect any of them of secretly being an alien, but notâŚâ
âWhy didnât you stop?â
âSo, start explaining why there are dozens of puppies in my guest room.â
Letâs make another list. Part 3! Leave a reply and donât forget the double quotes ââ. I want to give everyone a chance to contribute to our community. So as always, one prompt per amigo. Dankje!Â