Not only is purple prose obnoxious; sometimes itās downright racist. For some reason, writers have a fondness for describing dark complexions as āchocolateā or somesuch.
But wait, peopleĀ likeĀ chocolate! Whatās so bad about likening a skintone to something almost everyone likes?
The problem is that food-colored skin is a phenomenon mostly limited to dark-colored complexions. And itās more than just a little creepy when strangers keep likening your skintone to an inanimate edible object. Plus, in some places āchocolate barā is a playground taunt used to goad black children.
Not a very tasteful choice in similitudes at all.
Skin Color Only Described When Not White
In many stories, the color of a characterās skin will only be described when the characterĀ doesnātĀ have a fair complexion. This typically happens because the writer is white and subconsciously thinks of xir own skin color as the default and everyone elseās as the outliers. Even JK Rowling, whose books frequently focus on tolerance and equality, is guilty of this.
The solution is simple - just describe everyoneās complexion, and all will be well.
Written accents are offensive because they essentially tell the group whose accent is being written that āyour way of talking is weird; my way is normal.ā
Not only are written accents offensive to the group being represented, but theyāre offensive to read because you have to spend extra time trying to sort out what the writer was trying to say.
If you want to write a character who is supposed to have an accent, use grammar and slang associated with people who have that accent. You could also just mention that they have an accent. ButĀ donātĀ butcher the spellings of the words. āHeās got himself in a right pickle, he hasā is fine, but āāEās got āimself in a right pickle, āe āasā isĀ not.
Things Appropriated From Other Cultures
Many new writers are bound and determined to make sure their characters have meaningful and unique names. I see many people who have clearly scoured the bowels of online baby name sites to find the perfect Vedic/Japanese/Aztec name for their white character.
This sort of thing is a form of cultural appropriation, which is a pretty huge faux pas. For the uninformed, cultural appropriation is when a member of a dominant culture takes something from an oppressed/minority culture and uses it in a shallow, trendy, or superficial way - and thereās really nothing more shallow or superficial than trying to make your character stand out by giving xir an āexoticā name instead of giving xir a memorable personality and story.
Likewise, people give their characters katanas and throw youkai into their stories for no other reason than āitās more interestingā than Western culture. Throwing things from another culture into your story for no other reason than you think itās āmore interestingā reduces that culture to a cheap gimmick, which is pretty rude and offensive.
āHarmlessā Stereotypes
The Japanese plant-lover. The wise Native American. The sexy Latina. Thereās nothing bad about loving plants or being wise or sexy, so why would anyone find these offensive?
For one thing, it can create unrealistic expectations and assumptions about these people. Many Asian-Americans find themselves having to explain to people thatĀ no, they donāt know squat about gardening,Ā really. Many Latinas would rather peopleĀ didnātĀ expect them to be hot and spicy lovers based on their race. And contrary to what some think, Native Americans arenāt really born with a magical connection to the Earth and tend to find assumptions that they are quite irritating.
There are two varieties of supercrips: the first is a disabled person who is treated as a hero just for doing everyday things that most people take for granted. Itās quite frankly condescending, and many disabled people would thank you to knock it off.
The second type is the character who has amazing skills or abilities because or in spite of xir disability. While a writer might be trying to say ājust because a person has a disability, doesnāt mean they canāt be amazing!ā, what the audienceĀ hearsĀ is ādisabled people often have amazing abilities to make up for their disability,ā which unfortunately isnāt true.
The Mighty Whitey is a white person (if not physically, then culturally) who finds xirself faced with the task of saving a marginalized group (often as not from other white people). The character is usually male and ends up becoming the leader of the people he just liberated, and he usually ends up with a hot ethnic-looking gal to boink. (Think Jake Sulley fromAvatar, and youāve got the Mighty Whitey in a nutshell.) The Mighty Whitey will learn the ways of an ethnic group, and xe will become evenĀ betterĀ at them than the people who have been studying them all their lives.
What makes this trope so horrendous is the attitude of white supremacy: it implies that non-white peopleĀ cannotĀ solve their problems without a white person to help or even lead them, and that white people will always be better at everything.
Also, becoming a leader of a people whose culture you have only known/studied for a few months - or even a few years - is one of the most ridiculously puerile fantasies in existence.
Getting Mental Illnesses & Different Neurologies Wrong
Want to create a chilling plot twist? Just the killer the heroās evil alternate personality! Thatās called schizophrenia⦠right?
Wrong. And this type of thing is incredibly insensitive and offensive.
Aside from the fact that schizophrenia does not create multiple personalities, most people with schizophrenia and multiple personalities are quite harmless. Yet thanks to their portrayal in fiction, many peopleĀ expectĀ them to be dangerous, which makes their already-difficult lives even more difficult.
Occasionally, some people go the other direction and portray these people as innocent or even mystical. Thatās positive discrimination, and thatās also bad because it creates unrealistic expectations.
Whether itās schizophrenia, multiple personlities, autism, Aspergerās, psychopathy, sociopathy, or anything else, youāre going to use a mental disorder or alternate neurology ofĀ anyĀ kind, make sure you research it. And whatever you do,NEVERĀ give your character a mental illness just to make xir more āinteresting,ā because thatāsĀ ableism.
Trying to Create an Aesop About Discrimination Without Actually Understanding the Discrimination in Question
Most people think they have a pretty good bead on what racism is all about - itās about segregation, ugly slurs, and pointy white hats. Same goes with sexism - women can get jobs and vote now, so it must be over, right? Ha, if only.
In real life, these people are very rarely overt - in fact, most racism is extremely subtle, so subtle that the offender doesnāt evenĀ realizeĀ that what theyāve said or done is offensive or hurtful and will vehemently deny the possiblity that what they said or did could have been offensive. (A common response from these people is āI canāt be an X-ist! I have X friends!ā Yeah, if only.)
Some examples of subtle discrimination:
Telling rowdy children to āstop running around like a bunch of wild Indians!ā
Describing a non-white character or person as āexotic.ā
Dressing up in Halloween costumes depicting ethnic stereotypes.
Insisting that a woman who does not want children right now will āchange her mindā in the future.
Asking a woman why sheās still single if sheās so attractive.
Asing a woman who is angry about something if sheās on her period.
Insulting males who donāt live up to expectations of perceived masculinity by accusing them of acting āgirlyā or calling them gay.
If you want to learn more about what real discrimination of all kinds look and feel like, I recommend readingMicroaggressions.Ā (Language warning.) Also, check out thisĀ handy-dandy list of links to privilege checklistsĀ so you can check your own privilege before writing off into the sunset.
Trying to Satirize a Thing Without UnderstandingĀ WhyĀ itās a Thing
The filmĀ Death Becomes HerĀ satirizes the perceived vanity of performers who spend mind-blowing amounts of money on beauty products and plastic surgeries to stay young. Funny film? Yes. But itās rather sexist in that it treats this perceived vanity as something that just happens to some women for no real reason. It ignores the fact that we live in a society obsessed with youth and that our consumerist culture has commodified it and tries to make us feel inferior every day for not buying it from them. It ignores the fact that the men in control of the entertainment industry constantly pressure women into getting plastic surgery and enhancements, even flat-out refusing to hire women who donāt meet their exact standards of beauty, regardless of their talent.
Killing Off LGBT Characters to Make an Allegedly Non-Hateful Point
Thereās thisĀ thingĀ that some writers do - they introduce an LGBT character, try to build some some sympathy for xir, and before you know it theyāve killed off this character in a manner thatās reminiscent of that old and noxious ātoo good for this sinful Earthā trope that pervaded Puritan literature.
This sends an absolutely terrible message to LGBT people - that the only way they can escape the shame and the hate that so often comes with being LGBT is if they die. LGBT youth are at aĀ higher risk of committing suicideĀ already - clearly, this isĀ notĀ a message we want to be sending.
Forgetting Women of Color in Female-Oriented Entertainment
Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Charmed. Pan Am. Sex in the City.Ā All of these female-aimed shows exhibit distinctly monochrome casting choices. Sure,Ā CharmedĀ was sort of justified in that the three leads were supposed to be sisters. ButĀ Pan AmĀ has no excuse - and there were plenty of non-white stewardesses in the 60ās.
Multi-Racial Groups Always With a White at the Helm
This wouldnāt be a problem if it didnāt keep happeningĀ all the time. But invariably, whenever thereās a multi-racial group or team of some kind, the leader will invariably be white. The implication is that while non-whites are good enough to have on a team, they still arenāt leadership material.
You know the character type - they live in wagons, wear colorful clothing, read fortunes, and play a mean fiddle.
The trouble is, what you see in fiction is a romanticized version of a very ugly reality: āGypsyā is actually a racial slur for the Roma and Dom people. The reason theyāre nomads is because racists have a habit of routing them out whenever they try to settle down, and their eclectic fashion comes from having to wear whatever they can get. Also, theyāre no more magical than you or me.
Their portrayal in many fantasies perpetuates the myth that these people are fairytale creatures who vanished along with Long Ago And Far Away, rather than real people who suffer systemic oppression today.